WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted September 18, 2004 Top Ten Signs That Star Fleet is Communist ------------------------------------------ 10. The guys in charge wear Red. 9. The endearing way the crew says "Comrade Jean Luc Picard." 8. The computer always knows the whereabouts of each crew member. 7. Heck, Worf's Russian! 6. Those five-year missions sound an awful lot like Lenin's Five Year Plans. 5. Whenever a child shows any talent, they ship him off to a special academy. 4. Almost all male crew members wear commie pinko beards. 3. Star Fleet claims to never interfere with local situations -- yeah, right! 2. Who else but commies would want a crew member who could read thoughts? 1. Capitalist Ferengi are EVIL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrWho42 13 Posted September 18, 2004 :P At least they aren't totalitarians. :wacko: Those capitalist Ferengi. Yankee traders... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sea trooper 0 Posted September 18, 2004 LOL. That was funny even though I have no idea what a communist is :wacko: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrWho42 13 Posted September 18, 2004 LOL. That was funny even though I have no idea what a communist is :wacko: 264049[/snapback] :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrion 0 Posted September 18, 2004 AWWWWW TESTIFA!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valeris 2 Posted September 22, 2004 DIE CAPITALIST FERENGI!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted February 8, 2005 LOL. That was funny even though I have no idea what a communist is :) 264049[/snapback] :) 264054[/snapback] Neither........do..........I............ :blush 2: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrWho42 13 Posted February 8, 2005 This should clear up some things.... :) Communism Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted February 8, 2005 confusing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrWho42 13 Posted February 8, 2005 Hmmm, this definition might help out... Click For Spoiler com·mu·nismn. 1. A theoretical economic system characterised by the collective ownership of property and by the organisation of labour for the common advantage of all members. 2. Communism a. A system of government in which the state plans and controls the economy and a single, often authoritarian party holds power, claiming to make progress toward a higher social order in which all goods are equally shared by the people. b. The Marxist-Leninist version of Communist doctrine that advocates the overthrow of capitalism by the revolution of the proletariat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BKY1701 0 Posted February 18, 2005 confusing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 301735[/snapback] Simple explanation. Full site. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ussacclaim 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Yankee traders... 264029[/snapback] ::whispers:: He heard that. Heh heh- actual quote! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted March 9, 2005 The list missed an obvious one... Pavel Chekov. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mj 7 Posted March 20, 2005 6. Those five-year missions sound an awful lot like Lenin's Five Year Plans. 264023[/snapback] My favorite! :angry: For you young people who know nothing about communism......fear of communism used to dominate every foreign policy decision this country made. Now we fear terrorism. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anslem1701 0 Posted March 20, 2005 Hmmm, this definition might help out...Click For Spoiler com·mu·nismn. 1. A theoretical economic system characterised by the collective ownership of property and by the organisation of labour for the common advantage of all members. 2. Communism a. A system of government in which the state plans and controls the economy and a single, often authoritarian party holds power, claiming to make progress toward a higher social order in which all goods are equally shared by the people. b. The Marxist-Leninist version of Communist doctrine that advocates the overthrow of capitalism by the revolution of the proletariat. 301742[/snapback] :angry: Spoiler? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrPsychic 1 Posted March 20, 2005 Hmmm, this definition might help out...Click For Spoiler com·mu·nismn. 1. A theoretical economic system characterised by the collective ownership of property and by the organisation of labour for the common advantage of all members. 2. Communism a. A system of government in which the state plans and controls the economy and a single, often authoritarian party holds power, claiming to make progress toward a higher social order in which all goods are equally shared by the people. b. The Marxist-Leninist version of Communist doctrine that advocates the overthrow of capitalism by the revolution of the proletariat. 301742[/snapback] :angry: Spoiler? 311359[/snapback] Click where it says spoiler, it'll show text. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt_Picard 0 Posted March 20, 2005 I think your wrong... the U.F.P. is more of a socaliest and dom. government then it is communist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrPsychic 1 Posted March 20, 2005 I think your wrong... the U.F.P. is more of a socaliest and dom. government then it is communist. 311371[/snapback] Picard, it's something called a joke. Ever hear of this concept? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted March 20, 2005 Nice list, Lord of the Borg. But for some - Humor - a difficult concept. :angry: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrion 0 Posted April 24, 2005 "Quiet or I shall have U beaten for your lack of communist faith buy him out boys!!!" JKS i just decided to get into the comical spirit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordOfTheBorg 1 Posted April 24, 2005 (edited) Nice list, Lord of the Borg. But for some - Humor - a difficult concept. rolleyes.gif It wasn't me.... Edited April 24, 2005 by LordOfTheBorg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrion 0 Posted April 24, 2005 If the Fed's is Communist what of the other superpowers i.e. Cardassians, Romulans and Klingons? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites