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After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist

Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were.....

 

His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh

 

The brother a convenience store worker - Stopn Gogh

 

The grandfather from Yugoslavia - U Gogh

 

The brother who bleached his clothes white - Hue Gogh

 

His magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh

 

His Mexican cousin - Amee Gogh

 

The ballroom dancing aunt - Tan Gogh

 

A sister who loved disco - Go Gogh

 

The bird lover uncle - Flamin Gogh

 

His nephew psychoanalyst - E Gogh

 

The fruit loving cousin - Man Gogh

 

The little bouncy nephew - Poe Gogh

 

The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh

 

The constipated uncle - Cant Gogh

 

 

And his niece who travels the country in a van - Winnie BayGogh

 

 

Gotta Gogh!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-

 

>> known

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>>> > Hussein

>>> > family members are coming to the attention of American

>

>> authorities.

>

>>> >

>>> > Among the brothers:

>>> > Sooflay ............the restauranteur

>>> > Guday...............the half-Australian brother

>>> > Huray...............the sports fanatic

>>> > Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother

>>> > Sayhay..............the baseball player

>>> > Ojay................the stalker/murderer

>>> > Gulay...............the singer/entertainer

>>> > Ebay................the internet czar

>>> > Biliray.............the country music star

>>> > Ecksray.............the radiologist

>>> > Puray...............the blender factory owner

>>> > Regay...............the half-Jamaican brother

>>> > Tupay...............the one with bad hair

>>> >

>>> >

>>> > Among the sisters:

>>> > Lattay..............the coffee shop owner

>>> > Bufay...............the 300 pound sister

>>> > Dushay..............the clean sister

>>> > Phayray.............the zoo worker in the gorilla house

>>> > Sapheway............the grocery store owner

>>> > Ollay...............the half-mexican sister

>>> >

>>> > And Finally:

>>> > There is Oyvay .......... but the family doesn't like to talk

>

>> about

>

>>> > him much

[Jeanway 0]

You forgot his other cousin - Alteregogh

 

And the other two sisters - Jeanway and Janeway j/k I hope you Knogh ^_^

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