The 25 Top Reasons Why Picard Is Better Than Kirk

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THE 25 TOP REASONS WHY PICARD IS BETTER THAN KIRK

 

 

25 When Picard marries a couple, he doesn't

lose the groom in battle.

 

24 Picard can speak in more languages than Kirk

has ever heard.

 

23 Kirk was the first captain to see a Romulan, but

Picard went to Romulus & kicked their butts.

 

22 Kirk never met an alien (female) he didn't like...

 

21 Kirk bested an old, tired has-been called Apollo,

while Picard has bested an omnipotent being several

times.

 

20 Picard can be vulnerable with women.

 

19 Picard has better taste in recreation (who needs a

local bar when you've got a holodeck).

 

18 Picard looks better as a detective than Kirk does

as a gangster.

 

17 Picard got to crown the leader of the Klingon high

council.

 

16 Picard saved the Federation from the space bugs.

 

15 Picard became a Borg.

 

14 Picard can quote Shakespeare & doesn't need

spectacles to read it.

 

13 Picard can fence.

 

12 Picard makes a better Romulan than Kirk does.

 

11 Picard is a wine connaisseur.

 

10 Picard punches Ferengi as well as Kirk ever punched

the wimpy Klingons of the first series.

 

9 Picard never let a bald midget in a dwarf ship with

a scary dummy fake him out for an entire episode.

 

8 Picard didn't let some female with a loose screw

take over his body & his ship while sticking him

in her body.

 

7 Picard hasn't EVER had to spend an entire episode

ridding his ship of furry hairballs which reproduce.

 

6 Picard doesn't lose as many red shirts.

 

5 Picard has killed Klingons in hand to hand combat

on several different occasions.

 

4 Picard has broken the Prime Directive at least a

dozen times.

 

3 Picard can swear in Klingon.

 

2 Kirk never climbed a turbo shaft with a foxy lady

& got it on in the bowels of the ship.

 

1 Kirk never mind melded with a Vulcan to

help the VULCAN with his self control.

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