Jim Phaserman 0 Posted May 20, 2004 THE 25 TOP REASONS WHY PICARD IS BETTER THAN KIRK 25 When Picard marries a couple, he doesn't lose the groom in battle. 24 Picard can speak in more languages than Kirk has ever heard. 23 Kirk was the first captain to see a Romulan, but Picard went to Romulus & kicked their butts. 22 Kirk never met an alien (female) he didn't like... 21 Kirk bested an old, tired has-been called Apollo, while Picard has bested an omnipotent being several times. 20 Picard can be vulnerable with women. 19 Picard has better taste in recreation (who needs a local bar when you've got a holodeck). 18 Picard looks better as a detective than Kirk does as a gangster. 17 Picard got to crown the leader of the Klingon high council. 16 Picard saved the Federation from the space bugs. 15 Picard became a Borg. 14 Picard can quote Shakespeare & doesn't need spectacles to read it. 13 Picard can fence. 12 Picard makes a better Romulan than Kirk does. 11 Picard is a wine connaisseur. 10 Picard punches Ferengi as well as Kirk ever punched the wimpy Klingons of the first series. 9 Picard never let a bald midget in a dwarf ship with a scary dummy fake him out for an entire episode. 8 Picard didn't let some female with a loose screw take over his body & his ship while sticking him in her body. 7 Picard hasn't EVER had to spend an entire episode ridding his ship of furry hairballs which reproduce. 6 Picard doesn't lose as many red shirts. 5 Picard has killed Klingons in hand to hand combat on several different occasions. 4 Picard has broken the Prime Directive at least a dozen times. 3 Picard can swear in Klingon. 2 Kirk never climbed a turbo shaft with a foxy lady & got it on in the bowels of the ship. 1 Kirk never mind melded with a Vulcan to help the VULCAN with his self control. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites