WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 5, 2004 The following are lines Spock might have said followed by what was really said: This celebratory gathering occurs at my behest and I shall be lachrymose if it so befits me. Answer: It's my party and I'll cry if I want to. She chooses to purchase a terraced incline directed toward a post-life paradisiacal region. Answer: And she's buying a stairway to heaven. The leather coverings now encasing my pedal extremities have been manufactured for the specific purpose of ambulatory forward motion. Answer: These Boots Were Made For Walkin. Adieu, jaundiced vehicular pathway consisting of bricks of baked clay. Answer: Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road And we will engage in much jubilant activity until such time as the male parent chooses to repossess her vehicle of motorized transport. Answer: And we'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the T-bird away. The deity had little or nothing to do with the manufacture of minuscule viridescent seed-bearing fruits. Answer: God didn't make little green apples. Allow me the honor of portraying for you a miniaturized representation of a member of the family Ursidae of the order Carnivora. Answer: Let me be your Teddy Bear. You provide illumination for the period of time delimited by my nativity and the complete cessation of my metabolic functions. Answer: Again, nitpicky. It's "You Light Up My Life." Express deep affection towards yours truly in the manner of a hardened igneous object. Answer: Love me like a rock. Spock: I possess the capability of performing ocular scans of manual inscriptions on a vertical partition. Answer: I can read the writing on the wall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beam me up 0 Posted May 8, 2004 LOL! :( Spock meets cliches! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valeris 2 Posted June 21, 2004 Heehee funny! Now I am going to have the T-bird song stuck in my head all day... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
