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Some things I've been losing sleep over

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Why does cat food smell so bad?

Why (in the English language) do noses run and feet smell?

If the plural of "tooth" is "teeth" why isn't the plural of "booth" "beeth"?

Why is the earth round?

Why are leaves green?

Why does 2+2=4 and not 5?

Why is everyone so sure that they know the value of 2?

What if 2 is a variable?

Why does every cat I see hate me?

Why isn't cat spelled with a k?

Why is i called a double-u when it looks like a double-v?

 

That's all I can think of know, and I really want y'all to try to answer them.

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OK OK, I get it now. This is what you've been talking about :) I know which forum this is headed for. :flex:

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Why does cat food smell so bad? it doesn't to cats

Why (in the English language) do noses run and feet smell? they read the anatomy book upside down

If the plural of "tooth" is "teeth" why isn't the plural of "booth" "beeth"? tooth derives from Old English toth, booth is of Scandinavian origin??? in other words I don't know

Why is the earth round - triangles went out of fashion

Why are leaves green? there's some phsyics stuff about wavelengths and reflection

Why does 2+2=4 and not 5? It did before taxes

Why is everyone so sure that they know the value of 2? "because we have two hands"

What if 2 is a variable? to a good accountant it is

Why does every cat I see hate me? you insulted their food

Why isn't cat spelled with a k? "it's not??"

Why is i called a double-u when it looks like a double-v? it's not a double v - it's an upside down m

 

Is it time for Stargate yet??

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Why does cat food smell so bad?

I think it smells delicious! :)

 

Why (in the English language) do noses run and feet smell?

Noses run becuase, well... got me there.

Feel smell becuase they smell bad as in have a bad odor.

 

If the plural of "tooth" is "teeth" why isn't the plural of "booth" "beeth"?

That's the English language for ya. :)

 

Why is the earth round?

That's compicated. :bow:

 

Why are leaves green?

Same reason why the sky is blue. I've no idea what it is in matter that determines what color the object will be.

 

Why does 2+2=4 and not 5?

Place two apples on the table. Now place two more apples on the table. Count them, and you have your answer. :bow:

 

Why is everyone so sure that they know the value of 2?

Huh? :)

 

What if 2 is a variable?

This question is incomplete. What is the context?

 

Why does every cat I see hate me?

You might secret a scent, that Humans can't detect, that makes cats think of you as a predator. Do you have a dog? His scent could rub off on you and scare cats.

 

Why isn't cat spelled with a k?

Cat looks better than kat. B) I'm sure there's a reason, I just don't know what it is.

 

Why is i called a double-u when it looks like a double-v?

Huh??? :flex:

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Why does cat food smell so bad? to your own tastes

Why (in the English language) do noses run and feet smell? because they do.

If the plural of "tooth" is "teeth" why isn't the plural of "booth" "beeth"?doesn't sound right

Why is the earth round? Because of gravitational forces that cause it to spin which compresses the matter into a ball shaped formation

Why are leaves green? because of the chemicals that help it produce sugar

Why does 2+2=4 and not 5? it would destroy the fabric of mathmatics

Why is everyone so sure that they know the value of 2? no one is sure of anything

What if 2 is a variable? then it is

Why does every cat I see hate me? because you contain a repressed paranoia to felines, dating back to a tragic event in your childhood

Why isn't cat spelled with a k? c looks more refined

Why is i called a double-u when it looks like a double-v? it depends on your handwritting if it looks like a VV or a UU (hard to key)

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The real reason why the Earth is round is because if it was square, people would keep falling off the edges. :flex:

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Why does cat food smell so bad?

Why (in the English language) do noses run and feet smell?

If the plural of "tooth" is "teeth" why isn't the plural of "booth" "beeth"?

Why is the earth round?

Why are leaves green?

Why does 2+2=4 and not 5?

Why is everyone so sure that they know the value of 2?

What if 2 is a variable?

Why does every cat I see hate me?

Why isn't cat spelled with a k?

Why is i called a double-u when it looks like a double-v?

 

That's all I can think of know, and I really want y'all to try to answer them.

Cat food smells bad as it contains either meat that has a very vitamin rich sauce or is really over cooked meat that fermented...

 

The words nose runs etc. and the teeth tooth and booth and you get the point

The running of the nose comes from the expression of the mucus running down it. As liquids "run." The feet have a bad smell so they "smell." It is all based on colloquialisms. the teeth tooth thing is one of the many exceptions of the English language. That's why English is so hard to learn as a second language. There are too many exceptions.

 

first of all the earth is a flattened spheroid it is not completely round so technically it's flat at the poles....

 

Leaves are green because of the photosynthesizing chloroplasts and chlorophyll within their cells. these came to be when symbiotic cyanobacteria infected a leaf and decided that it would be more efficient to be part of the plant.

 

Take calculus and you'll understand the true meaning of 2+2=4

 

the value of two has been around since 3500 B.C. officially. It is well proven so don't argue.

 

the cats may hate you if they hate your smell, perfume, pheremones, or feel scared

 

Cat is spelled with a c because of the origin in sanskrit I think...

 

Originally in Latin, (I take it) U's were written with the letter V so it's logical to retain the usage of the letter V as a U.

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you need to spend less time wasting your time on useless things if you lose sleep or be more efficient...

I'm turning into a counselor...

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the value of two has been around since 3500 B.C. officially. It is well proven so don't argue.

 

Why do you accept it just because it's been around so long? Because it's what you were told to accept? For all we know 2 could really be a million...2 is whatever Big Brother says it is.

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the value of two has been around since 3500 B.C. officially. It is well proven so don't argue.

 

Why do you accept it just because it's been around so long? Because it's what you were told to accept? For all we know 2 could really be a million...2 is whatever Big Brother says it is.

The concept of "two" exists independent of the terminology. We could call it anything but there is only one whole number equal to the number of hands a normal human has - at least in the mathematical system we use.

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the value of two depends on the base....

What about base 4 what about base 58

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