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TNG qoutes to love!

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my favorite qoute ever from TNG is:

 

beverly crusher: Computer please describe the nature of the universe.

 

Computer: The universe is a shperoid region approx 7000 km in diameter

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i bought the star trek book of quotes ummm ill add a few now and again...

"The problem with being such a well known liar. Even when I'm telling the truth no one believes me"

-Vash to Picard

TNG/QPid

 

"Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects and claw at you."

"What does the man do?"

"He reads love poetry. He ducks a lot."

Worf and Wesley, on klingon mating riuals

TNG/ The Dauphin

 

"...I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know."

Picard to Data

TNG/ In Theory

 

"Commander Riker's easy going manner and sense of humor is fascinating to me. I believe it to be one reason he is so popular among the crew. It may also be partly responsible for his success in matters of love. There may be a correlation between humor and sex.... The need for more research is clearly indicated."

Data's Log

TNG/ "Data's Day"

 

lol tell me what you think of these...

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Worf- To Klingons, beheadings are romantic.

 

Not exactly official ST, but it's all good :clap:

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Some people will dislike me for this. :laugh:

 

Picard - "Shut up Wesley!"

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:laugh:

 

very funny...

can't give you any unfortunately...

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Some people will dislike me for this. :naughty:

 

Picard - "Shut up Wesley!"

Don't forget the next part though when he continues to talk and his mother then says "Shut up Wesley" lol

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Here's an interesting one:

 

"And they let you live?"

"Of course they let me live! What kind of question is that?" (Geordi's response regarding his parent's reaction to his having been born blind.)

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Guest John Kerry '04

"You know he was joking, Data. Right?" - Commander Riker

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