Capt.Vash 0 Posted April 15, 2004 my favorite qoute ever from TNG is: beverly crusher: Computer please describe the nature of the universe. Computer: The universe is a shperoid region approx 7000 km in diameter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stoned_vulcan 0 Posted April 20, 2004 i bought the star trek book of quotes ummm ill add a few now and again... "The problem with being such a well known liar. Even when I'm telling the truth no one believes me" -Vash to Picard TNG/QPid "Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects and claw at you." "What does the man do?" "He reads love poetry. He ducks a lot." Worf and Wesley, on klingon mating riuals TNG/ The Dauphin "...I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." Picard to Data TNG/ In Theory "Commander Riker's easy going manner and sense of humor is fascinating to me. I believe it to be one reason he is so popular among the crew. It may also be partly responsible for his success in matters of love. There may be a correlation between humor and sex.... The need for more research is clearly indicated." Data's Log TNG/ "Data's Day" lol tell me what you think of these... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sea trooper 0 Posted April 20, 2004 Worf- To Klingons, beheadings are romantic. Not exactly official ST, but it's all good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted May 9, 2004 Some people will dislike me for this. Picard - "Shut up Wesley!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 9, 2004 very funny... can't give you any unfortunately... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ussacclaim 0 Posted May 10, 2004 Worf--"Wesley? THE BOY!?!?!? (The Dr. Crusher replies in an offended tone for some reason) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Takara_Soong 4 Posted May 11, 2004 Some people will dislike me for this. Picard - "Shut up Wesley!" Don't forget the next part though when he continues to talk and his mother then says "Shut up Wesley" lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
athena28 2 Posted May 15, 2004 Here's an interesting one: "And they let you live?" "Of course they let me live! What kind of question is that?" (Geordi's response regarding his parent's reaction to his having been born blind.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest John Kerry '04 Posted May 17, 2004 "You know he was joking, Data. Right?" - Commander Riker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted May 17, 2004 Riker to Data.."Smoother than a androids bottom"... <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 18, 2004 "Worf, your boobs are getting bigger..." Data Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloud 0 Posted May 18, 2004 Worf: "I am a Klingon." (His detailed explaination of himself to Lily on ST:FC) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 18, 2004 "to hell with our orders" -Data in FC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted May 18, 2004 I'm sure this one has been used, but.. Picard: Shut up, wesley! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q stole my bike 0 Posted May 18, 2004 Picard: Oh, it's hardly noticable in Insurrection after Worf gets a zit lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 25, 2004 Borg, Sounds swedish. -Lily in FC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
athena28 2 Posted May 26, 2004 I'm sure this one has been used, but.. Picard: Shut up, wesley! http://bessiebee.com/Trivia/971130.wav Share this post Link to post Share on other sites