Jeanway 0 Posted April 12, 2004 Been kind of busy lately, kind of got neglected I was trying to figure out how a shoe got in there. And were you aware that carrots can be used as WHIPS? Is butter supposed to be BROWN??? OH MY. What really got me was the map of Wisconsin stuck to the backside of the drawer in the vegetable bin and I finally found my hammer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted April 12, 2004 Oh my, if you open the fridge and something grabs you and tries to pull you in then I think you've waited just a little to long. I found my tv remote in the fridge once, apparently I didn't want it to spoil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q stole my bike 0 Posted April 12, 2004 I'm too afraid to look inside my fridge, the last time I did it was covered in green fur and smelled like something had died in there. I stick to now-preishables now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted April 12, 2004 I found SOMETHING in there. Wrapped in tin foil, but it was HOT And I think I saw it move. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted April 12, 2004 It's always a bad sign when you can't tell which is mayo and which is mustard because they're both green. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted April 12, 2004 It's always a bad sign when you can't tell which is mayo and which is mustard because they're both green. OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Man!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q stole my bike 0 Posted April 12, 2004 Just had the hazmat team come remove the green fuzz and you'll never believe what was under it... Click for Spoiler: tribbles! Millions of the *room fills with tribbles* uh-oh.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted April 12, 2004 Aw Geeeeeeeze hate those little green suckers! Were they Glowing??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q stole my bike 0 Posted April 12, 2004 You bet. The radiation from the contents of my fridge gave then an eerie bright green glow it's quite creepy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted April 12, 2004 MAYBE YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR NEW BIKE IN THERE FOR PROTECTION AFTER A WHILE YOU CAN RIDE IT AT NIGHT WITHOUT ANY LIGHTS LIGHT UP THE CITY :) I CAN JUST PICTURE THIS GREAT GREEN GLOWING OBJECT COMING DOWN THE STREET AT ME,, WTF IS THAT ::POINTS:: THEN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q stole my bike 0 Posted April 12, 2004 MAYBE YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR NEW BIKE IN THERE FOR PROTECTION AFTER A WHILE YOU CAN RIDE IT AT NIGHT WITHOUT ANY LIGHTS LIGHT UP THE CITY I CAN JUST PICTURE THIS GREAT GREEN GLOWING OBJECT COMING DOWN THE STREET AT ME,, WTF IS THAT ::POINTS:: THEN :) Great idea! *puts bike in fridge* now how am I gonna take care of these tribbles? They're up to my neck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted April 13, 2004 I think Johnson's wax makes a spray for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stoned_vulcan 0 Posted April 13, 2004 beam them into space... where theyll b ... no tribble at all lol okay bad joke.. yeah my fridge is kinda like a batchlor's its me and my dad only so you know.. neither of us grocery shop a lot... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odie 0 Posted April 13, 2004 I will be cleaning mine out next month. I think there is an alien in there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted April 14, 2004 Found something in there last night. Couldn't figure it out, whether it was an egg or an onion, but it smelled like feet. :wacko: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted April 14, 2004 Found something in there last night. Couldn't figure it out, whether it was an egg or an onion, but it smelled like feet. :blink: had it grown legs yet? :wacko: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
v_seven 0 Posted April 14, 2004 Maybe I should put this in the obsessed thread...but I clean my fridge out every Tuesday...I hate a cluttered and unorganized fridge.... I picked Tuesday because garbage day is Wednesday.....and I shop and restock every Wednesday... OMG I need a life :blink: :wacko: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted April 14, 2004 Maybe I should put this in the obsessed thread...but I clean my fridge outevery Tuesday...I hate a cluttered and unorganized fridge.... I picked Tuesday because garbage day is Wednesday.....and I shop and restock every Wednesday... OMG I need a life :blink: :wacko: Sorry VS but, yea, maybe you need a hobby or something. You need to be like the rest of us and just give the frige it's last rights. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted July 30, 2004 OH MY :blink: Kind of forgot about this again. I better get busy, I found something in there this morning that kind of looked like this--->> :blink: I think it spoke to me :blink: :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted August 13, 2004 It's that time again. Give us your worst Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted August 13, 2004 Last time I cleaned out a refrigerator which was last year was nasty... It doesn't matter. My mom can feed me anything and Ill eat it.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted August 13, 2004 I just ate something I found way in the back on the bottom shelf :blink: I think I'm percolating now :( :( :bored: :down: :fear: :oops2: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites