xenexian 2 Posted April 23, 2003 As representative of the planet Xenex and it's people , I would like to take this opportunity to wish all inhabitants of sector 001, a very happy Earth Day, a day late. Speaking of which, the Galactic Council wanted me to inform you guys that you have fallen a couple millennium behind on the rent. When might they expect payment? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted April 23, 2003 As soon as they get around to FIXING that hole in the ozone layer! Slumlords! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
master_q 0 Posted April 25, 2003 When might they expect payment? It is in the mail (Of course it might take a few hundred years to reach you) Happy Earth Day Master Q StarTrek_Master_Q@yahoo.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xeroc 0 Posted April 25, 2003 It is in the mail (Of course it might take a few hundred years to reach you) You're not by any chance mailing it sub-light?!?! The GPS (Galactic Postal Service), while more expensive, is a lot faster! They have an optional same-day transwarp rush offer*, but the regular offer is probably fast enough, given the expense of the rush offer. *Not available in Borg-inhabited areas. Extra charges may apply in militant territories. Galactic Standard day equivalent to approxamately 137 earth-hours. Relativistic effects may appy during sub-light travels. Interference by Q or other powerful entities cannot be protected against. GPS is not liable for damaged, lost, warped, transformed, or in any other way damaged mail. All rights reserved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Takara_Soong 4 Posted April 25, 2003 It is in the mail (Of course it might take a few hundred years to reach you) You're not by any chance mailing it sub-light?!?! The GPS (Galactic Postal Service), while more expensive, is a lot faster! They have an optional same-day transwarp rush offer*, but the regular offer is probably fast enough, given the expense of the rush offer. *Not available in Borg-inhabited areas. Extra charges may apply in militant territories. Galactic Standard day equivalent to approxamately 137 earth-hours. Relativistic effects may appy during sub-light travels. Interference by Q or other powerful entities cannot be protected against. GPS is not liable for damaged, lost, warped, transformed, or in any other way damaged mail. All rights reserved. Too funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenexian 2 Posted April 26, 2003 You're not by any chance mailing it sub-light?!?! The GPS (Galactic Postal Service), while more expensive, is a lot faster! They have an optional same-day transwarp rush offer*, but the regular offer is probably fast enough, given the expense of the rush offer. *Not available in Borg-inhabited areas. Extra charges may apply in militant territories. Galactic Standard day equivalent to approxamately 137 earth-hours. Relativistic effects may appy during sub-light travels. Interference by Q or other powerful entities cannot be protected against. GPS is not liable for damaged, lost, warped, transformed, or in any other way damaged mail. All rights reserved. I am literaly still on the floor laughing. Touche'. Well done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
