Q stole my bike 0 Posted March 6, 2004 Mine is the one in my signature. It amuses me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edmcgon 0 Posted March 6, 2004 Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!-General Chang (Christopher Plummer), Star Trek VI. Ok, he is quoting Shakespeare. But it is still a great line! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordOfTheBorg 1 Posted March 6, 2004 I heard a strange poem in the shuttle bay, it went like this "there once was a girl from venus, whose head was shaped as a-" DATA! sorry sir*data looks at worf* its ok, i dont understand their humour either omg,that as so funny :huh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike 5 Posted March 6, 2004 "Of my friend, I can only say this... Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most...human." Admiral Kirk - St:TWOK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thestupidvulcan 0 Posted March 6, 2004 (edited) Archer: "Malcome?" Malcome:"Well..supposely Risa is cosmopolitan. THere are species visiting form all over." Trip: "Malcome and I plan to broden our cultural horizens." Hoshi:"Is that all you two think about?" ~~~~~~ Trip: "what about that one?" Malcome: "Now I know you have kept on a Starship too long" Trip: "whats wrong with her?" Malcome: "Nonthing I suppose... I wouldn't know which eyes to look into." Malcome: "Now she's interesting" Trip: "I dont think "she" is the right pronoun. But if you think it's worth the risk" Malcome: "Well I should have brought my scanner with me." **Bar lady comes over gives them drinks.. the trip and Malcome turn her heads to folow where she is going** Trip:"thats a she" ---from two days and two nights.. Edited March 6, 2004 by thestupidvulcan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
v_seven 0 Posted March 6, 2004 The Enterprise is of paramount importance..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thestupidvulcan 0 Posted March 6, 2004 LmAo here's another Trip: Malcome bearing one eight zero." **malcome looks very confused..looks at trip as if he has gone crazy" Trip whispers: "behind you" **malcome looks and jumps out of his seat** ~~~~ "GORGEOUS ALIEINS! DON'T FORGET THEY WERE GORGEOUS!"--TRIP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Picard 12 Posted March 6, 2004 Three words. "MAKE IT SO." I just love it when he says that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpocksBrain 0 Posted March 6, 2004 I have some good quotes in my sig, click on them to hear sound files Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace 0 Posted March 6, 2004 "Time?! This is no time to argue about time! We don't have the time!... What was I saying?" -Troi, FC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pittykitty 0 Posted March 6, 2004 We are the Borg, lower your shields, we will add your biological and technological desenctivnesses to our own. - Borg You know, something like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beam me up 0 Posted March 7, 2004 Beam me up, Scotty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TransporterMalfunction 1 Posted March 7, 2004 1. Spock: “There are always possibilities.” 2. Uhura to alien representation of president Lincoln: “In our century we have learned not to fear words.” 3. Edith Keeler: "I think that one day, they're going to take all the money that they spend now on war and death..." Kirk: "And make them spend it on life." 4. Kirk in ST3: "My god Bones, what have I done?" Dr McCoy: "What you had to do, what you always do, turn death into a fighting chance to live." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madam Captain 0 Posted March 7, 2004 I have many favorite quotes from Star Trek and its so hard to pick just one. Here are a few of my favorites: The EMH (to Naomi):Try to hold still please. Naomi: Is it going to hurt? EMH: Of course not, a few photons never hurt anybody. Naomi: We didn't do this last year. Janeway to Naomi: "There are three things to know about being a starship Captain. Keep your shirt tucked in, go down with the ship and never abandon a member of your crew" (From the Voyager episode 'Dark Frontier') Garak (to Julian): My dear doctor, must we always play this game. I'm no more a spy than you are a............... Julian: A doctor. (From the DS9 episode 'Body Parts") O'Brien (to Garak):So what did Captain Sisko do to persuade you to come along? Garak: How do you know I didn't volunteer? O'Brien: (laughing) He threatened you, didn't he. Garak: Nothing so coarse. The Captain bribed me. He offered to help me percure a larger space for my workshop. The latest dress making equipment is surprisingly bulky. O'Brien: Well, whatever he did, I'm glad you're here. Garak looks at O'Brien suspiciously. O'Brien: Whats the matter? Garak: Well its just that lately I've noticed that everyone seems to trust me. Its quite unnerving, I'm still trying to get used to it. Next thing I know, people are going to be inviting me to their homes for dinner. O'Brien: Well if it makes you feel any better I promise I will never have you over. Garak: I appreciate that Chief O'Brien: Nah, don't mention it. (From the DS9 episode 'Empok Nor') I have more but I can't think of them right now. Madam Captain out!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TransporterMalfunction 1 Posted March 7, 2004 Kirk: "It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before. A far better resting place than I go to than I have ever known" Khan: "He tasks me....He tasks me and I shall have him. I'll chase him round the moons of Nibia and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition's flames before I give him up!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 8 Posted March 7, 2004 "Only Nixon could go to China." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted March 7, 2004 Q, I believe the correct quote is: "That wasn't his knees" Dammit Bones you're a Dr! You know pain and guilt can't be taken away with the wave of a magic wand! There the things that make us who we are. We lose them we lose ourselves. I don't want my pain taken away, I NEED my pain! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted March 7, 2004 There's coffee in that nebula Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Takara_Soong 4 Posted March 7, 2004 Data in The Measure of a Man I am the culmination of one man's dream. This is not ego or vanity but when Dr. Soong created me he added to the substance of the universe. If...I am destroyed something unique, something wonderful will be lost. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livlonganprospe 0 Posted March 7, 2004 Classic TOS quotes I use in eveyday situations: When my friends car needs gas "I'm a doctor, not a gas station attendant" When my car will not start "She's dead Jim" trying to humor myself in a bad situation. My favorite Riker quote when a high speed freeway chase is on tv. "Red Alert!" to let my wife know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites