WEAREBORG4102

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  1. Deer, opposum, raccoon, squirrels, Canade geese, ducks, lot's of wetland life.

     

    Living in Texas was the best, though!  Horned lizards, racers, an occassional rattler, an armadillo every now and then..... like going to the zoo.

    that only happens when you live outside of te city :drool:


  2. I used to manage a restaurant, so I heard all kinds of dumb questions all day...

     

     

    "How many pieces of fish come with the 3-piece fish & chips?"

    (I heard this almost daily)

     

    "How many pieces of fish do you get with the all you can eat special?"

    (I heard this one almost as often)

     

    "Can I get an all you can eat to-go?"

    (you wanna come back when you need a refill?)

     

    "Do fries come with that?"

    (ok, let's see here... fish and.... what was that other thing?)

     

    Then I also spent some time working in shipping...

     

    "Can you get this to (state) by today?"

    (yup, let me just go charter an airplane... it'll be around $1500)

     

    Conversation:

    "can you Fedex this for me?"

    "sure how fast do you need it to get there?"

    "Fedex!!!"

    "yes, we have that service, when would you like your package to be delivered?"

    "Fedex!!!"

    "Do you need it there tomarrow?"

    "No, I need it Fedex!!!"

     

    Another one:

    "Can you get it there tomarrow?"

    (tomarrow, in this case being a Sunday)

     

    Customer standing in front of the envelope rack:

    "Do you sell bubble envelopes?"

    (nah, they're just there for decorations)

     

    The last-minute holiday rush:

    "What do you mean you can't get it there for Christmas???"

    (Christmas is tomarrow, everyone's taking the day off)

     

    Person with no clue whatsoever:

    "How much will it cost for me to ship this bird to Florida?"

    (you want it to get there alive? Then don't mail the freakin thing!)  :drool:

    :drool:


  3. because that would then be a very boring episode.

     

    or the technology is so sopisticated that it is only available at a Starbase..

    but remember McCoy was carrying it around in a medical kit...

    They were in a full sickbay!!!!


  4. ' If It Be Your Will ' by Leonard Cohen to the person who came on this site to invite us all to come to his, 'Christ All in All'.  It's now my ' Computer Chapel ' where I go to get recharged.  Thank You. :blink:

     

    ' Do the Walk On By ' to a certain Borg, you'll be fine

    Are you talking about me?? :blink:

     

    oh you're talking about ktrek who did Christ All in All..

    He was here before he set if up...