stvoyagerfan

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  1. i came up with two. they might not be the greatest but hey. i had fun making them up.

    it's sort of the take on jingle bells batman smells.

     

     

    sung to jingle bells.

     

    jingle bells data smells barclay laid an egg

    the enterprise lost a nacelle and the borg got away.

     

    this one is sung to santa clause is coming to town

     

    the new title the borg are coming to town

     

    you'd better watch out you'd better set your phasers to stun

    you'd better not shout i'm tellin you why.

    the borg are coming to town

    they stalk you while your sleeping they know when to assimilate

    so you'd better run now for goodness sake.


  2. i have three that i want to share.

     

    one of my favorites happened four years ago. we were living in house that we were renting. we had one that we were getting remodeled. we expected to be moved in by christmas so we got our tree and put it up in that house. well we didn't get moved in by christmas so on christmas morning we woke up and drove over to the house that was getting worked on. it was kind of weird. it made for a few good laughs too. i probably won't forget that one.

     

    another memory was when i was younger and it was just me and my sister whose a year younger. have the christmas tree had ghostbuster stuff underneath and the other half had my sister's care bears stuff. that was cool.

     

    one last one. was the year went outside on christmas and found a barbie in her box on the ground in the backyard. my sister and i got excited saying santa dropped it from the sleigh.

     

    tm :assimilated: