stoned_vulcan

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  1. lmao that one is good.. hold on ill get a few i have the star trek quotable book

    umm....

     

    "I have a sense of humor. On the Enterprise, I was considered to be quite amusing."

    "That must've been one dull ship."

    "That is a joke. I get it. It is not funny but i get it."

    -Worf and Dax

    DS9/ Change of heart

     

    "Death to the opposition!"

    -Worf

    DS9/ Take me out to the holosuite

     

    "They broke sevel of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavical."

    But I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos."

    -Bashir and Garak, on the klingon attack on the tailor shop

    DS9/ Way of the Warrior part one

     

    "Fine. But I can't wait to get back to DS9 and see your face when you find out that i never existed."

    -Bashir to O'Brien on a potental predestination paradox

    DS9/ The Trouble With Tribbles

     

    "Of course it's your fault. Everything that goes wrong here is your fault. It says so in your contract."

    -Quark to Rom, on the replicator failure

    Ds9/Heart of Stone

     

    "You are the dreamer. And the dream."

    -Preacher to Benny

    DS9/ Far Beyond the Stars

     

    enjoy! plenty more where those came from


  2. i bought the star trek book of quotes ummm ill add a few now and again...

    "The problem with being such a well known liar. Even when I'm telling the truth no one believes me"

    -Vash to Picard

    TNG/QPid

     

    "Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects and claw at you."

    "What does the man do?"

    "He reads love poetry. He ducks a lot."

    Worf and Wesley, on klingon mating riuals

    TNG/ The Dauphin

     

    "...I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know."

    Picard to Data

    TNG/ In Theory

     

    "Commander Riker's easy going manner and sense of humor is fascinating to me. I believe it to be one reason he is so popular among the crew. It may also be partly responsible for his success in matters of love. There may be a correlation between humor and sex.... The need for more research is clearly indicated."

    Data's Log

    TNG/ "Data's Day"

     

    lol tell me what you think of these...


  3. we could have killed him when clinton was in office but no he had to have an affair while Osama escaped..

    first off the government has no place in the bedrooms of the nation that includes the leader of the nation.. and Bush knew of 9/11 and didnt act so doing point hte finger at clinton because it happened on bush's watch


  4. lol im 14 and in great shape like i usually bench round 115-110ish when i work out, i can leg press reps of 400lbs, but i dont usually (im 5'4'' though so im short) and no i havnt mayb when im older, my step dad is a former correctional officer, he is incredibly strong, dont wanna run into him hes made some shoplifting ones, and he found this one guy trying to break into his car, grabbed his arms threw him into teh car slammed his head on the trunk, and the guy begged to b let go lol he let him go and he ran (he didnt hurt him that much mayb a few bruises and sore muscles)


  5. yeah ive seen em i hate em i also hate those stupid press 1 for turning this machine off, press 2 if you want to destroy this machine, press 3 to hear soemoen who has any brains at all (like that ever happens but its better than a comp) i never bother with them i just always talk to a person, we will never replace the computer, ever! GO HUMANS! but yeah, i sometimes have mind blanks and try to talk to my comp to turn it on (totally by accident) yeah stupid me!


  6. drugs arent the way, just get used to them, and keep reminding urself they will b better in the long run... my teeth are straight, and nicely separated, i dont need braces, i almost did but i had a tooth pulled because my other one started to grow in