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  8. Posted · Edited by LordOfTheBorg

    http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm HOLY Canoley THIS IS SO FUNNY :biggrin: can someone put it on here? if its possible

    The Lyrics

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    [Am]Fat and docile, big and dumb

    They look so stupid, they aren't much fun

    [G]Cows aren't [Am]fun

     

     

    [Am]They eat to grow, grow to die

    Die to be et at the hamburger fry

    [G]Cows well [Am]done

     

    [Am]Nobody thunk it, nobody knew

    No one imagined the great cow guru

    [G]Cows are [Am]one

     

    [Am]He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal

    He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal

    [G]Cow Tse [Am]Tongue

     

    [Am]He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred

    He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd

    [G]Cow dol[Am]drums

     

    [Am]He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die

    Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high

     

    [G]Bad cow [Am]pun

     

    [Am]But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate

    Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate

    [G]Cows are [Am]bummed

     

    [Am]He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy

    No one suspected he was packing an Uzi

    [G]Cows with [Am]guns

     

    [Am]They came with a needle to stick in his thigh

    He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye

    [G]Cow well [Am]hung

     

    [Am]Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door

    Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor

    [G]Run cows [Am]run!

     

    He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay

    We are free roving bovines, we run free today

     

    We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom

    And [E]hold our large heads [Am]high

    We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E]die

    Cows with [Am]guns

     

    [Am]They crashed the gate in a great stampede

    Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed

    [G]Cows have [Am]fun

     

    [Am]Sixty police cars were piled in a heap

    Covered in cow pies, covered up deep

    [G]Much cow [Am]dung

     

    Black smoke rising, darkening the day

    Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

     

    We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom

    And [E]hold our large heads [Am]high

    We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E]die

    Cows with [Am]guns

     

    [Am]The President said "enough is enough

    These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"

    [G]Cow dung [Am]flung

     

    [Am]The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief

    Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef

    [G]Cows on [Am]buns

     

    [Am]The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed

    They mooed their last moos,

    they chewed their last hay

    [G]Cows out[Am]gunned

     

    The order was given to turn cows to whoppers

     

    Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers

    But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers

    Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

     

    We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom

    And [E]hold our large heads [Am]high

    We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E]die

     

    Cows with [Am]guns

  17. Posted

    i think STF.net is more like a mild suburban home, cause we are all family here. And just like a family home there is the basement(the games) the kitchen(off topic subjects) the living room(The Voting Booth) the porch( the homepage) the computer room(PM's) the coat rack/closet( New Members) the Den(chat) The Attic and the Upstairs bedrooms(everything else) and , of course, the TV(The Database) this is how i see STF.net, but, you can think of it however you want.

     

    :biggrin:

  18. Posted

    i wish i could go , but i live in canada and i don't got no money :biggrin: "scotty"was my fave character apart from Spock on all of the ST shows. The only one that can even come Close(like 500, kabillion miles) is data