ARMS

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  1. I'm a trekker. They are actually different things.

     

    Trekker: Watches the shows, and has some merchandise.

     

    Trekkie: life revolves around trek, watches the shows religiously, attends conventions, has loads of video's and DVD's and much more merchandise.

    Really thats just a rumor.. :o

    That's what the majority of fans have declared, but i like Ezri Dax's one too, i'm a trekker no matter what :D


  2. Click for Spoiler:

    THINGS YOU MIGHT MAKE IT THROUGH LIFE WITHOUT KNOWING

     

     

    1. HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER?

     

    You boil the hell out of it.

     

     

    2. WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL?

     

    Dam.

     

     

    3. WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG?

     

    Polaroids.

     

     

    4. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?

     

    A stick.

     

     

    5. WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS?

     

    Nacho Cheese.

     

     

    6. WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS?

     

    Subordinate Clauses.

     

     

    7. WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND?

     

    Quatro Sinko.

     

     

    8. WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?

     

    Spoiled milk.

     

     

    9. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?

     

    Frostbite.

     

     

    10. WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?

     

    A nervous wreck.

     

     

    11. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP?

     

    Anyone can roast beef.

     

     

    12. WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS?

     

    Right where you left him.

     

     

    13. WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS?

     

    Because they have big fingers.

     

     

    14. WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE?

     

    Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

     

     

    15. WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?

     

    Sanka.

     

     

    16. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?

     

    The location of the dirt bag.

     

     

    17. WHY DOES A PILGRIM'S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN?

     

    Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

     

     

    18. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKY DIVER?

     

    A bad golfer goes whack, damn. A bad skydiver goes damn, whack.

     

     

    19. HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT?

     

    Unique up on it.

     

     

    20. HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT?

     

    Tame way, unique up on it.

     

     

    21. WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS?

     

    Skeet.

     

     

    22. WHAT GOES CLOP, CLOP, CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP?

     

    An Amish Drive-By Shooting.

     

     

    23. HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND A TENNESSEE DIVORCE THE SAME?

     

     

    Either way, somebody's gonna lose a trailer

     

    Alright, already..................... Don't blame me.  I didn't write them.  Just trying to bring a bit of cheer into focus.  Remember.................Laughter Is The Best Medicene.

    Someones been to the big book of manners...... :o


  3. I would love to have the chance to talk Logic with Seven, she was very intellectually stimulating and I wonder if I could have kept up with her.

    That would be fun :D

     

    But I think I'd get lost in the first five minutes of discussion...Lol :o

    Yeh i'm apparently very logical, and intelligent, but not very efficient.

     

    All ladies want a man with a flaw to correct :lol: