Jim Phaserman 0 Posted February 27, 2004 (edited) Every morning on the bridge you could see him arrive He stood six-foot-Zero and weighed two-forty-five Kinda broad at the shoulder and wide at the hip Everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big Jim Big Jim Big Jim Big Bad Jim Big Jim Nobody seemed to know where Jim called home He just drifted into town and stayed all alone He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy If ya spoke at all, ya just said hi to Big Jim Somebody said he came from Iowa Where he got in a fight o'er a Orion And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand Sent an alien fella to the promised land, Big Jim Big Jim Big Jim Big Bad Jim Big Jim Then came the day at the bottom of the Enterprise When a Shockwave hit and men started cryin' Crewmen were prayin' and hearts beat fast And everybody thought they'd breathed their last, 'cept Jim Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell Walked a giant of a man that the Crewmen knew well Grabbed the Smoking console and gave out with a groan And like a giant oak tree, just stood there alone, Big Jim Big Jim Big Jim Big Bad Jim Big Jim And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove Then a Shipmate yelled out, there's a light up above And twenty men scrambled from a would-be grave now there's only one left down there to save, Big Jim Well, the shockwave hit and blew the pannel out But ol' Jim ended up in Iowa choppin wood with a shout. then outta the blue came this bald headed Moron Said he needed his help beating this Doctor Soran. Big Jim Big Jim Big Bad Jim Big Jim So Jim and Jean Luc rode off to the Future, Where they battled the Evil Doctor And distracted him from firing his big missile that would blow out the sun with one giant sizzle. Big Jim Big Jim Big Bad Jim Big Jim The doc shot above Jim and make rocks tumble down, and crushed ol' Jim under a stack of stones so brown, As smoke and gas belched outta the pile Everybody knew it was the end of the line for Big Jim Big Jim Big Jim Big Bad Jim Big Jim Now, they never re-opened that worthless pit They just placed a marble stand in front of it These few words are written on that stand, At the bottom of this pile lies one Hell of a man, Big Jim Big Jim Big Jim Big Bad Jim Big Jim Big Jim Big Bad Jim Big Jim Kirk Edited February 27, 2004 by Ensign Jim Phaserman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beam me up 0 Posted February 27, 2004 That is good! I actually know the Big John song too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted February 27, 2004 I had to expand it alittle because the actual song wasn't long enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaina27 0 Posted February 27, 2004 This is awesome Jim!!! lol I soooo thought this was about you, but as it progressed I saw the Star Trek connection. Hehehe, have you composed any other interesting tunes? Jaina Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted February 27, 2004 Nope. this is my first "Filk" song Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaina27 0 Posted February 27, 2004 Nope. this is my first "Filk" song uhh.....define "Filk"???? Bitte??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted February 27, 2004 "Filk" is the term for any Star Trek Parody. it comes from the first conventions, when a star was scheduled to sing folk songs that were takin from other songs and turned into a Trek parody. however, someone misprinted it as Filk, and the name stuck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
8247 0 Posted February 28, 2004 I have saved these lyrics. I will soon record them with the music of Big Bad John, and post it here(if someone can tell me how) if not, I'll put it on a website, and post a link. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted February 28, 2004 Cool beans! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
