A l t e r E g o 9 Posted February 4, 2004 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ILIKESEVEN 0 Posted February 4, 2004 Never say to a police-officer on a horse... * Hey officer somethings wrong,..should not be the (Please stop me from cursing) hanging under the horse? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted February 4, 2004 LOL! Very funny. luckily the Gulps (Great Lakes Police) have a sense of humor. I got pulled over today and he asked if I was carrying any weapons. "Ah, Well, aside from the Two TLAMs in the Trunk, no sir" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
removed 0 Posted February 6, 2004 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) Seriously?? That's legal in Texas?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ensign_ro 0 Posted February 6, 2004 lol thats good! hehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ARMS 0 Posted February 6, 2004 lol, i've got those on my site Share this post Link to post Share on other sites