Data's unfinished limeric

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

"There was a lady from Venus

Who'se head was shaped like a..."

 

At this point Data was interrupted, and we never found out how the rest of the limerick went.

 

Assuming we can figure out what Data's next word would have been what do you think the next 3 lines were?

Edited January 12, 2004 by lt_van_roy

[Tina 0]

an oversized hot dog....

 

 

:unsure: I think

[Cramase 0]

It would probably be too rude to post here, whatever it was

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

It would probably be too rude to post here, whatever it was

Well, the only clean words I can think of that rhyme with Venus are Genus (meaning the group right above species in the evolutional hierarchy - the genus for homo sapiens would be homo - no snickering please) and Genius.

 

I was hoping someone would be able to post a creative response by now but there just isn't much to work with I guess.

[Cramase 0]

Not much that wouldnt get you into trouble anyway.....

[Indy 8]

There was a lady from Venus,

Whose head was shaped much like Trevis,

"Oh, doc," she implored, "I look like a board!"

"I wish to be some other genus!"

 

OK, it's not great, but it's the best I could come up with.

[welfconfed 2]

I thought it was ...her body was shaped like....

Anyway....There once was a lady from Venus

who's body was shaped like a lenis

soft and smooth ,without tension

at least none she would mention

but in mind was certainly no genius

 

[VaBeachGuy 12]

There is a forum where this can be completed in a "colorful" way. Just be sure it's in the Risian Humor section. To find that section log into Risa and look at the Pinned topics.

[welfconfed 2]

I thought it was ...her body was shaped like....

      Anyway....There once was a lady from Venus

                      who's body was shaped like a lenis

                      soft and smooth ,without tension

                  at least none she would mention

                      but in mind was certainly no genius

 

                             

Just to be clear for anyone that might wonder a lenis is a phonetical term meaning sounds articulated with little muscle tension and little or no aspiration, as( b ) or ( d ), when used as a noun it means a lenis sound as opposed to a fortis sound.

The one thing I am not is "colorful" :P

Besides it's more fun if you use your brain and not your "potty mouth"

Edited January 15, 2004 by welfconfed