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If they were alive today - ST characters

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All of our favorite characters live in a fictional world of the future but imagine their personalities alive in the early 21st century. What sort of jobs do you think they'd have.

 

I could see Hoshi working with either the military or intelligence with her language skills.

 

What could you see your favorite character doing?

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Sisco would be a detective

Worf would be a segeant major in the army

Riker would be a face man in the CIA

Crusher would be my wife(Forgive me I've had a bit to drink)

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Data would be a data entry employee and put the other people out of jobs due to his fast speed.

 

Neelix would work at McDonalds and put spice up the food

 

the Doctor would end up working as a half bit opera singer in Hollywood

 

Chakotay wouldn't do anything... he never did on VOY

 

Harry, although educated, after moving to America or Canada would not be able to find anything other than taxi work.

 

Kes would be a guidance counselor in a high school

 

Tom paris would be a grease monkey

 

Quark would take over for Bill Gates and ultimately destroy microsoft

 

Jadzia Dax would be an athlete

 

Worf would be a circus freak

 

and Seven would be my personal [CENSORED].

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May we speculate about "alien" characters?

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Cool, the funny thing is the first one I now think of has nothing to do with any alien :dude:

 

 

I think Janice Lester would be vying for the White House. :eek:

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I think Kirk would have caroused through college while maintaining excellent grades, become a showstopping courtroom attorney and then get himself elected president of the U.S. - In fact I wish he could run in the next election.

 

Scotty would be an engineer for a major corporation.

 

Trip would be a NASA engineer

 

O'Brien would be an engineer

 

McCoy would be a doctor and address congress on the dangers of HMO's.

 

Janeway would be a CEO

 

Archer would be a NASA astronaut

 

Sisko would manage a professional baseball team

 

Picard would be a naval captain. He belongs on the bridge

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T'Pol would be a chiropractor or acupuncturist.

 

Travis Mayweather would be a test pilot for the Air Force or Navy (He would have no problem landing anything on a battleship!)

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Guinan would run a new age book store

 

Data would be a Dell

 

Geordi would be a hacker

 

Worf would be a linebacker

 

Wesley would be that nerd in class that always reminded the teacher about homework, and pop quizzes, and always got his @$$ kicked

 

Hoshi would be my wife :)

 

General Chang would be Qasay Hussein

 

Harry Mudd would be a pimp :cool:

 

Picard would be really mad at his government for being such a bunch of wussies about the war in Iraq

 

Tasha would be a soap opera actress

 

The Doctor would be a screensaver

 

Ensign Ro would be an exotic dancer :)

 

Uhura would NOT be an exotic dancer :lol:

 

Quark would be a Vegas bookie

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some people might get offended but then again its just jokes

 

Click for Spoiler:

picard - stunt double for mr clean

riker - porn director

data - my porn infested dell computer

geordi - stevie wonder's understudy

worf - most highly decorated and most frequently investigated officer in the LAPD

obrien - rikers number one camera man

tasha yar - rikers number one "star" that died tragically from aids

deanna troi - rikers number two "star" and wife of the director

wesley crusher - oldest virgin alive, also interactive web designer for rikers website

guianan - the oracle within the matrix

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Chakotay - College History Prof.

Harry - Elementary school music teacher (but I should be teaching High school by now!!!)

Spot - The new face of "Whiskas" and "Fresh Step"

Naomi - grows up to be investigative journalist

Tuvok - the unhappiest looking man on the planet

Janeway - period actress, gets to wear old dresses and give tours (U.S. or Ireland)

The Borg - The IRS

 

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