Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1 Posted September 23, 2003 Captain's Personal Log, Stardate 09/22/03 (pretend it's a Stardate B) ) The Enterprise refit has been completed. In the wake of Data's death and having half of my senior staff be reassigned, I have been given some interresting new officers. For starters, my new Chief of Opperations officer is a seasoned Lt. Harry Kim. With Worf promoted to first officer, I now have a new Vulcan tactical officer by the name of Comm. Tuvok. My new Chief Medical Officer is Dr. Bashir, transferred from space station Deep Space Nine along with Counselor Ezri Dax, both of which are highly capable officers. Finally, we have a new ensign on board. An ensign Annika Hansen, liberrated from the Borg by Admiral Janeway durring her command of Voyager in the Delta Quadrant. I find that it may be difficult to work with this officer, but I shall have to put my personal feelings aside. It's time to get under way... END LOG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1 Posted November 22, 2003 Saturday, November 22nd, 2003, 12:37 AM. Greetings, all! I have nothing to say, yet I'm saying something, so something has been said, even though I'm not really saying anything, so I hope you like what I said even though I didn't say it. Hey, you were dared to read this. What? You weren't dared? Read the topic discription! :lol: Ah well, I'm sorry you're so confused. What? This post is stupid, it's insane? Well, maybe it's so sane, that it just blew your mind! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekzone 0 Posted November 22, 2003 Captain i have one internet acronym for you: LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 8 Posted November 22, 2003 You're not really sorry that I'm confused, because you already know that I'm always confused. In addition, you already know that I'm not posting anymore, so what the heck are you reading this for???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1 Posted November 22, 2003 You're not really sorry that I'm confused, because you already know that I'm always confused. In addition, you already know that I'm not posting anymore, so what the heck are you reading this for???? Oh, hang on a second... (runs to his ready room and adjusts his Ferengi thought device, so Indy will post more often) Oh, you're allways confused? Well, I bet you're really confused now! :lol: Oh, and I voted and posted here. Don't ya just love moral dillemas? B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 8 Posted November 22, 2003 Don't ya just love moral dillemas? Since I have no morals or scruples, it poses no dilemma for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1 Posted November 22, 2003 Don't ya just love moral dillemas? Since I have no morals or scruples, it poses no dilemma for me. Here ya go! (hands Indy some morals and scruples) :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 8 Posted November 22, 2003 Here ya go! (hands Indy some morals and scruples) And what the heck am I supposed to do with these??? :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1 Posted November 22, 2003 Here ya go! (hands Indy some morals and scruples) And what the heck am I supposed to do with these??? :lol: Good deeds in the world. B) (runs off so he doesn't have to participate, goes home, and pops in a Stargate DVD) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 8 Posted November 22, 2003 Good deeds are highly overrated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1 Posted November 22, 2003 Good deeds are highly overrated. OOOOOOOooooooo, are they Rated R? Is the Governator involved? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 8 Posted November 22, 2003 Are you referring to the 'Gropenator'? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1 Posted November 22, 2003 Are you referring to the 'Gropenator'? You want some grapes with a gator? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1 Posted November 23, 2003 Today was borring. I cleaned out a corner in the living room, loaded the truck with trash bags, went walking, took a shower, and here I am... OH OH OH! SG-1 in 22 mins! WOO-HOO! :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 8 Posted November 23, 2003 Boredom is good for the soul. CLOSE THE IRIS!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1 Posted November 23, 2003 *dials Indy's house, Stargate swooshes open, CJLP leaps in, Stargate swooshes shut* "WWWEEE!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 8 Posted November 23, 2003 ACK!!! The iris is closed!!! (Listens for splat) HURRY!!! Open the iris!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1 Posted November 23, 2003 (being flung through insane wormhole) "WWWEEE!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 8 Posted November 23, 2003 *Iris opens just in time.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1 Posted November 23, 2003 (flies out and crashes into the sofa) "Hi!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 8 Posted November 23, 2003 "Are you staying for dinner?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1 Posted November 23, 2003 (backs out of Indy's fridge) "What?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 8 Posted November 23, 2003 HA HA, there's nothing but low-carb stuff in there!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1 Posted November 23, 2003 Then what's this? (pulls out a tub of ice cream) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 8 Posted November 23, 2003 Hmmm, where did that come from?? Somebody musta stashed it in there! (Grabs spoon and digs in.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1 Posted November 23, 2003 Hmm... I, yet agan, have nothing to say, so I'll just said what I said, so there ya go, I said it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekzone 0 Posted November 29, 2003 moihahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha - i said id find your posts CJLP!!! ------------------------------- why would 7 change her name to Annika, she didnt like it? - The Poseidon's better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1 Posted November 29, 2003 This log is obselete, as I've strated a real one. Feel free to close. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted November 29, 2003 *merges two of CJLP personal logs and says-* ONE log book per member. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekzone 0 Posted November 29, 2003 *trekzone, ever so confused* sees that his moihahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahaing has been merged out of context. *trekzone dials CJLP's house, and is diverted into Indys place* "Hi, can i stay for dinner?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
