cptwright 1 Posted November 8, 2003 i guess we should stop with the blonde jokes? NOT!!! but this is almost as good. my aunt sent me this one, oh yeah shes a blonde by the way :o Subject: Revenge of the Blondes.... Well, the blondes finally got together and got back at the brunettes. Here's their revenge: WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE? Brown-bagging it. WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE? No one else wants it. WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS? So brunettes can remember them. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES? Invisible. WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL? "Has the blonde left yet? " WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY? The invitation WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE? A hostage WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES? Fisher-Price WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR? It matches their mustache. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goose 0 Posted November 8, 2003 Stardate:213852.9 Ohh ho ho those were good. :o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted November 8, 2003 :o More! More! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sirius 0 Posted November 8, 2003 Blondes....brunettes.... who needs them?I like redheads! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekzone 0 Posted November 8, 2003 then you like me Sirius! btw, they were good! :rofl1: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted November 9, 2003 lol, serves us right, I guess! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites