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Taco Bell Sauce Packets

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They're kinda like fortune cookies in a way so they should get their own topic here too.

 

Rules are the same. Just as before, "in bed" is optional.

 

"Ahhh... we meet again (in bed)."

 

"Will you scratch my back (in bed)?"

 

"Help! I can't tell where I am. It's dark and I can hear laughing (in bed)."

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Heh, I was going to start this topic last Friday but decided against it because they are so few different 'fortunes' printed on them. *grabs handful of packets...*

 

Out of twenty packets I just read, only two more different sayings to add:

 

"I'm taking the day off. See next packet."

 

&

 

"Will you marry me?"

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They make great salve.

 

That was only the tip of the iceberg, there's probably 100 total in the bag. They always give more than we use so they pile up.

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Taco Bell has two new sauce flavor packets, (Fire Roasted & Verde) and a few new sayings to go with them...

 

Is it me, or is it hot in here?

 

Sauce has taken on a whole new greening.

 

I've been through fire for you.

 

I'm a people packet.

 

It would be an honor to sauce your food.

 

Dibs on the taco.

 

Imagine a world without sauce... sorry, I need a moment.

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I do all my own stunts (in bed).

 

I'm with the band (in bed).

 

I have a feeling this is going to go badly for me (in bed).

 

I'm not just another pretty face (in bed).

 

And finally...

 

This is gonna end with you eating me (in bed), isn't it?

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