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Takara_Soong

The New CEO

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A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

 

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

 

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

 

The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

 

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

 

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, " He's the Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

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