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cptwright

heres a funny one for ya.

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well i just thought i would share this joke my pops emailed me today. i got a big laugh out of this one.

 

 

 

 

> > After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle

> >

> > man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet

> >

> > his wife the next day at the conclusion of her business trip to

> > Minneapolis.

> >

> > They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together.

> >

> > Unfortunately, there was some sort of mix up at the boarding gate,

> >

> > and the man was told he would have to wait for a later flight. He

> >

> > tried to appeal to a supervisor but was told the airline was not

> >

> > responsible for the problem and it would do no good to complain.

> >

> > Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered that Miami Beach

> >

> > was having a heat wave, and its weather was almost as uncomfortably

> >

> > hot as Seattle's was cold. The desk clerk gave him a message that his

> >

> > wife would arrive as planned. He could hardly wait to get to the pool

> >

> > area to cool off, and quickly sent his wife an e-mail, but due to his

> >

> > haste, he made an error in the e-mail address.

> >

> > His message therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preacher's

> >

> > wife whose even older husband had died only the day before.

> >

> > When the grieving widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at the

> >

> > monitor, let out an anguished scream, and fell to the floor in a dead

> > faint.

> >

> > Her family rushed to her room where they saw this message on the screen:

> >

> > Dearest wife,

> >

> > Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got checked in.

> >

> > Some confusion at the gate. Appeal was denied. Received confirmation

> >

> > of your arrival tomorrow.

> >

> > Your loving husband.

> >

> > P.S. Things are not as we thought. You're going to be surprised

> >

> > at how hot it is down here.

 

:P :blink: :bow::bow:

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That's hilarious! :lol:

That brightened my morning!

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