BEST ONE LINERS

[mfa_angelfire 0]

WHAT IS YOUR FAV ONELINER OUT OF ALL THE ST MOVIES?

 

 

MINE WOULD HAVE TO BE FROM ST4 THE VOYAGE HOME ' EVERYONE REMEMBER WERE WE PARKED." KIRK

[Indy 8]

That's a good one. :blink: From the same movie, I also like McCoy's line to Scotty:

 

"Don't bury yourself in the part."

 

There's also Spock's classic line:

 

"Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?"

 

Just thought of another one:

 

"What does God need with a starship?" (May not be exact.)

Edited September 24, 2003 by Indy

[Captain Bolivar 0]

Indy, those are all great ones there! I can't think of the great ones myself right now, but a few decent ones come to mind.

 

Both are from Star Trek First Contact and were both made by Worf. "Assimilate this" and also his reply to "The Defiants a tough little ship".... he said "Little?" It really wasn't so much what he said as how he said it.

 

Oh, and I also liked Geordi's line "I'm not detecting any leak"

[mfa_angelfire 0]

i also like the one were data sais "to hell with are orders". and from generations when the ship is about to crsh he says"ohh (I'm trying to say a bad word but can't)!"

[ensign_beedrill 0]

I don't swear, but this is one of the funniest things I have ever heard:

 

[spock] They like you very much, but they are not the ____ your whales."

[Gillian] "And I suppose they told you that?"

[spock] "The ____ they did."

 

From The Voyage Home

 

Some might not consider it a swear word, but I do when it's used out of context. Anyway, you can fill in the blanks. I just thought it was hilarious. The fact that he said it in a monotone voice with a completely straight face was the funny part.

 

But that's not a one-liner.

 

"Hello computer." Scotty talking into the mouse... was... terribly... funny.

And anything having to do with nuclear "wessels."

Also "The doctor gave me some pills and I grew a new kidney!"

 

(All from The Voyage Home.)

Edited September 25, 2003 by ensign_beedrill