Telemarketers

[VaBeachGuy 12]

I read this and thought it was funny.

 

From the AP:

 

MIAMI (Sept. 12) - Telemarketers are now screening their calls, instead of the other way around.

 

The American Teleservices Association isn't laughing at Dave Barry, not after the Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for The Miami Herald listed the group's telephone number in his Aug. 31 column and sparked a flood of phone calls to the group's offices.

 

Barry told his readers to call and ''tell them what you think.''

 

''I'm sure they'd love to hear your constitutionally protected views! Be sure to wipe your mouthpiece afterward,'' Barry wrote.

 

Thousands of Barry's readers have done as they were told, forcing the association to stop answering its phones. Callers now hear a recording, which says that because of ''overwhelming positive response to recent media events, we are unable to take your call at this time.''

 

''It's difficult not to see some malice in Mr. Barry's intent,'' said Tim Searcy, executive director of the ATA, who said the added calls will be costly to his group because of toll charges and staffing issues.

 

Barry hardly sounded apologetic.

 

''I feel just terrible, especially if they were eating or anything,'' he said. ''They have phones like the rest of us have phones. Their attitude seems to be if you have a phone, people are allowed to call you.''

 

ATA officials have said about 2 million of the 6.5 million people working at telemarketing call centers across the nation will lose their jobs because of the rules that established the nationwide ''Do Not Call'' list.

 

Barry also attacked that logic in the same column.

 

''Of course, you could use pretty much the same reasoning to argue that laws against mugging cause unemployment among muggers,'' he wrote. ''But that would be unfair. Muggers rarely intrude into your home.''

 

Barry's column is syndicated to about 500 newspapers across the country.

[ambassador_klaatu 0]

Ha!That is very funny!My people outlawed such creatures many,many yon ago.They were as irritating as Ferengi!

[Goose 0]

Stardate:213704.4

 

 

 

Right on I applaud the guy for the idea.They deserve it and i could really not give a rats A$$ if it puts them out of work.Boo hoo cry me a river

[VaBeachGuy 12]

I actually worked as a Telemarketer at one time, I did it for all of about 3 days and hated it.

[ddillard 2]

I made it about twenty minutes as a telmarketer once, and could not take it anymore and walked out.

[APW 0]

Great story.I can't tell you all how annoying I find these people.I've had my phone service switched TWICE by these idiots despite the fact that I either told them that I did not want to switch long-distance carriers,or when I simply hung up on them while they were talking (yes,I am rude enough to do this).Also,why do the survey takers ALWAYS call when I'm eating or watching a good tv show?Now,around here where I live the local law enforcement has started making telephone calls to solicite for various community programs they support and they just will not take no for an answer.Its a pain.