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Things That Never Happened On Star Trek

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*Things That Never Happened On Star Trek*..

 

1. The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a

type it has encountered several times before.

 

2. The Enterprise visits a remote outpost of scientists,

who are all perfectly all right.

 

3. Some of the crew visit the holodeck, and it works

properly.

 

4. The crew of the Enterprise discover a totally new life-

form, which later turns out to be a rather well-known old

life form wearing a funny hat.

 

5. The crew of the Enterprise are struck by a mysterious

plague, for which the only cure can be found in the well-

stocked Enterprise sick-bay.

 

6. The Captain has to make a difficult decision about a

less advanced people which is made a great deal easier by

the Starfleet Prime Directive.

 

7. The Enterprise successfully ferries an alien VIP from

one place to another without serious incident.

 

8. An enigmatic being composed of pure energy attempts to

interface to the Enterprise's computer, only to find out

that it has forgotten to bring the right leads.

 

9. A power surge on the Bridge is rapidly and correctly

diagnosed as a faulty capacitor by the highly-trained and

competent engineering staff.

 

10. The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien

intelligence which does not put them on trial.

 

11. The Enterprise is captured by a vastly inferior alien

intelligence which they easily pacify by offering it some

chocolate.

 

12. The Enterprise visits an earth-type planet called

"Paradise" where everyone is happy all of the time. How-

ever, everything is soon revealed to be exactly what it

seems.

 

13. A major Starfleet emergency breaks out near the

Enterprise, but fortunately some other ships in the area

are able to deal with it to everyone's satisfaction.

 

14. The Enterprise is involved in a bizarre time-warp ex-

perience which is in some way unconnected with the Late

20th Century.

 

15. Kirk (or Riker) falls in love with a woman on a planet

he visits, and isn't tragically separated from her at the

end of the episode.

 

16. Counselor Troi states something other than the

blindingly obvious.

 

17. The warp engines start going haywire, but seem to sort

themselves out after a while without any intervention from

boy genius Wesley Crusher.

 

18. Spock (or Data) is fired from his high-ranking position

for not being able to understand the most basic nuances of

one in three sentences that anyone says to him.

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LOL!!! :vbg:

 

There are too many TNG reference to fit comfortable with TOS, but they are funny!

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Those bloopers are very funny,lot of stuff that never happens on trek guess cause kirk and spock and scotty gets them buy...Also stuff that mccoy does too!!!

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