Homeless Man Allegedly Attacks Man With Moon Pies

[Kor37 9]

Homeless man allegedly attacks man with Moon Pies

AP

Posted: 2008-05-27 18:24:16

GALESBURG, Ill. (AP) - Police in Galesburg said a homeless man was arrested for allegedly attacking an 84-year-old man with a box of Moon Pies.

 

The elderly man told police he was on his way out of a dollar store on Friday when he felt something striking him repeatedly in the back. He said he turned around and saw that 53-year-old Michael Farquer was hitting him with something inside a yellow plastic bag.

 

The victim went back inside the store, and Farquer followed him, whereupon the staff called police. Officers determined that the weapon was a one-dollar box of Moon Pies, which they confiscated as evidence before taking Farquer to the Knox County Jail on a battery charge.

[Theunicornhunter 2]

Gives new meaning to "mooning" someone.

[TJ Phaserman 2]

Homeless man allegedly attacks man with Moon Pies

AP

Posted: 2008-05-27 18:24:16

GALESBURG, Ill. (AP) - Police in Galesburg said a homeless man was arrested for allegedly attacking an 84-year-old man with a box of Moon Pies.

 

The elderly man told police he was on his way out of a dollar store on Friday when he felt something striking him repeatedly in the back. He said he turned around and saw that 53-year-old Michael Farquer was hitting him with something inside a yellow plastic bag.

 

The victim went back inside the store, and Farquer followed him, whereupon the staff called police. Officers determined that the weapon was a one-dollar box of Moon Pies, which they confiscated as evidence before taking Farquer to the Knox County Jail on a battery charge.

 

and they "confiscated" them so they can eat them while on duty lol...i mean thats what i'd do lol. i think the social state of mind has declined since bigloavich, or however you spell his name took over

[Wishfire 2]

and they "confiscated" them so they can eat them while on duty lol...i mean thats what i'd do lol.

 

You'd eat a piece of junk food that some homeless dude threw at someone else, and then sat on the ground for god-knows how long? Eww.

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

If they were still in the wraping I would probably turn around, face the homeless guy, and say "Hit me! Yeah, again! You throw like a girl, you sissy!" Then I would walk away with free Moon Pies.

[Gummy 0]

and they "confiscated" them so they can eat them while on duty lol...i mean thats what i'd do lol.

 

You'd eat a piece of junk food that some homeless dude threw at someone else, and then sat on the ground for god-knows how long? Eww.

My feelings exactly. :schmoll:

[TJ Phaserman 2]

id eat them as long as they are wrapped