TJ Phaserman 2 Posted March 17, 2008 GLOUCESTER, Mass. - A meat thief is no match for an angry restaurant owner swinging a ham. Joe Scola says he heard a noise in his Scola's Place restaurant in Gloucester, Mass., and saw a man trying to get away with his arms full of meat taken from the restaurant freezer. Scola says that when he caught up with the man and started taking back his stock, the man raised a five-pound log of frozen Italian meat over his head as if to use it as a weapon. The restaurant owner had a frozen ham in his hand and slammed it into the man's face, making a gash. The stunned thief dropped his loot and ran. Police say they're haven't found the man responsible for the Wednesday confrontation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted March 17, 2008 (edited) I guess the thief is still on the lam-b but wonder what his beef was with the owner? The owner on the other hand was no chicken when it comes to defending his restaurant - sure was a honey of a ham. Edited March 17, 2008 by TheUnicornHunter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TJ Phaserman 2 Posted March 17, 2008 I guess the thief is still on the lam-b but wonder what his beef was with the owner? The owner on the other hand was no chicken when it comes to defending his restaurant - sure was a honey of a ham. the puns just write themselves lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted March 17, 2008 Talk about being ham-fisted!....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
