Kor37 9 Posted March 1, 2008 Police: Man Gets Shot to Avoid WorkAP Posted: 2008-02-29 21:21:23 PASCO, Wash. (AP) - What happened to faking a cough? Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County said a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work. When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch, of Pasco, told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was out jogging Thursday. But detectives told KONA radio that Kuch later acknowledged that he asked his friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid an upcoming drug test. The friend, Kurtis Johnson, of Burbank, has been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Kuch was booked into the county jail and is expected to be charged with false reporting. Detectives declined to say where Kuch works, or whether he still has a job. It wasn't known if he had obtained a lawyer. What a jabroney!... <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted March 1, 2008 These two are obviously of low caliber and probably immense bores. They quite likely were loaded when this happened. They'll be disappointed in jail that they will not be considered big shots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted March 1, 2008 sounds like maybe they went off half cocked to me. Honest to pete - some days I wonder if I wouldn't rather be shot than to go to work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted March 2, 2008 sounds like maybe they went off half cocked to me. Honest to pete - some days I wonder if I wouldn't rather be shot than to go to work. The above thought has occured to me as well. And TUH, I assume you meant "Honest to St. Pete", right? <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
