Drunk Took Mower To Store In Snow

[Kor37 9]

Cops: Drunk Took Mower to Store in Snow

AP

Posted: 2008-01-28 22:53:13

ADRIAN, Mich. (AP) - A man was charged with drunken driving after going through two bottles of wine, cutting through a snowstorm on his lawn mower and riding down the center of the street to reach a liquor store, authorities said.

 

Police found Frank Kozumplik, 49, homeward bound on a John Deere tractor Saturday night, toting four bottles of wine in a paper bag, officials said.

 

He told officers that his wife had taken their car to work, and that the mower was the only way he could reach the store, two miles from home.

 

His blood alcohol level was 2 1/2 times Michigan's legal driving limit of 0.08 percent, police told WLEN-FM. They arrested him and confiscated the mower.

 

Kozumplik declined to comment Monday night.

 

 

 

This guy may be named "Drunk Of The Month" in Modern Drunkard Magazine!

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

What the heck kind of name is Kozumplik?

[RikerChick 5]

Boy that's got to make his wife proud.

[Gummy 0]

Dude's got a serious drinking problem.

[Kor37 9]

What the heck kind of name is Kozumplik?

Well, if you can get him to say his name backwards, he will return to the 5th dimension.......

[TJ Phaserman 2]

Boy that's got to make his wife proud.

 

now when you say proud, you mean prompting divorce right?

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

What the heck kind of name is Kozumplik?

Well, if you can get him to say his name backwards, he will return to the 5th dimension.......

That's what I was thinking. Thanks for catching the reference.

[TJ Phaserman 2]

you know i just thought about something, seeing how ghostofmajorhayes lives in michagan, how do we know it isn't him?

[Gummy 0]

you know i just thought about something, seeing how ghostofmajorhayes lives in michagan, how do we know it isn't him?

Maybe because he's too busy playing cyber-footise with Dabo Queen? :P