Luvin1stdegree 0 Posted August 26, 2003 Things to wonder about.......... Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"? Where does that extra penny go? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? and finally... Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted August 26, 2003 My favorite: Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RomanticStrings 0 Posted August 26, 2003 I'll try to answer them all: Can you cry under water? Yes. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Isn't it when they are killed because of their opinions (martyred)? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Because we like to believe it does. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Because meat has no crust. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"? Where does that extra penny go? Because you get less than you give. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Depends on whether you change or not. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Because it wouldn't work the other way around. What did cured ham actually have? Tapeworms. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Because... I don't know. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Maybe they should mean that they woke up every two hours. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? I couldn't hear you. If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? They might. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Because it's easier to climb up on a TV then it is a movie screen. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Because they feen control. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? Actually, we pick from 200 people for president, but they are all so pitiful that we can easily pick two. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. It's a mental thing. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? To the operator in the next booth over. and finally... Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Who knows? ~Conor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goose 0 Posted August 26, 2003 Stardate:213652.2 Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? I have always wondered that!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
