Kor37 9 Posted December 4, 2007 42-Foot-Tall Inflatable Snowman StolenAP Posted: 2007-12-04 18:06:42 TYLER, Texas (AP) - "Frosty" the snowman has been swiped. The 42-foot-tall inflatable holiday decoration was taken from a tree farm. Officials at Dixon Farms say Frosty, worth about $10,000, was last seen Friday night. So far no arrests. Lot owner Royce Wisenbaker believes Frosty was hoisted over a fence. A $1,000 reward has been posted for the safe return of the towering decoration. Frosty is described as a white male, sporting a red hat and scarf, with a pipe in his mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted December 5, 2007 Frosty is described as a white male, sporting a red hat and scarf, with a pipe in his mouth. With a corn-cob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted December 5, 2007 That's a cold hearted crime - probably not a snowball's chance in Texas of catching the culprits. Although if there's any magic in that old black hat - the criminals may get hauled in by their victim. Seriously, not a lot of places to hide a 42 foot snowman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youbroughtheryouRiker 2 Posted December 5, 2007 (edited) Frosty the Snowman Was a big plastic balloon He was filled with air But someone did dare To pilfer him. What a goon! Frosty the Snowman Was taken, the police say They claim it a steal But the children feel He just came to life that day. They may have just used too much gas, Could be how it was done For when they turned their backs, he just Drifted o'er the horizon. O Frosty the Snowman Is as loose as loose can be Still the cops all say Foul work's at play That is what is most likely. Edited December 5, 2007 by youbroughtheryouDasher Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrPsychic 1 Posted December 5, 2007 Look, Frosty only comes out about one month out of 12. I think Frosty just left himself, he hopped on down the road to the local liquor store, then over to get some tail before he melts away. Sure he's got a carrot for a nose, but it can be moved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted December 5, 2007 Royce Wisenbaker is really frosted over the theft of his snowman. "That's snow way to tree-t a 42 foot Christmas hero," said Royce. "If I get a hold of them Frosty nappers, well they'll be pickin' needles out of certain body orifies, if you get my drift!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted December 5, 2007 Frosty the Snowman Was a big plastic balloon He was filled with air But someone did dare To pilfer him. What a goon! Frosty the Snowman Was taken, the police say They claim it a steal But the children feel He just came to life that day. They may have just used too much gas, Could be how it was done For when they turned their backs, he just Drifted o'er the horizon. O Frosty the Snowman Is as loose as loose can be Still the cops all say Foul work's at play That is what is most likely. Nicely done! YBHYR is now the official poet laureate of STF!......... :huh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
