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The Whiskey is Innocent

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Basically, they're deciding whether to pour 2400 bottles of whiskey, some of them 100 years old, down the drain because they were seized from an illegal sale. There is nothing wrong with the whiskey. They estimate the value to be over $1Million.

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What is wrong with them?!

 

Do they crush seized cars or demolish seized houses? No! They auction them off!

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They should sell it all at auction rather than pour it out! That would be ridiculous!

OMG! Pouring out that whiskey would be a travesty!

 

I have a slogan for the campaign to save this heroic booze:

 

"Save the Whiskey! Save the World!"

 

You don't think anyone would think that is too similart to any sci-fi slogan, do you? :P

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