Kor37 9 Posted July 18, 2007 (edited) A Very Short Story. . . . Man driving down the road Woman driving up the same road They pass each other The woman yells out the window, PIG! Man yells out the window, B.I.T.C.H.! Man rounds next curve Crashes into a HUGE PIG in the middle of the road and dies. Thought for the day . . . . If only men would listen. :biggrin: Edited July 18, 2007 by Kor37 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angela 1 Posted July 18, 2007 Ain't that the truth! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gummy 0 Posted July 18, 2007 Very good!!! :biggrin: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odie 0 Posted July 18, 2007 :biggrin: That is so true!!! :lol2: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odo 0 Posted July 19, 2007 Women only let men think we are in charge. :biggrin: Just to tell us told you so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted July 19, 2007 A Very Short Story. . . . Man driving down the road Woman driving up the same road They pass each other The woman yells out the window, PIG! Man yells out the window, B.I.T.C.H.! Man rounds next curve Crashes into a HUGE PIG in the middle of the road and dies. Thought for the day . . . . If only men would listen. :biggrin: I hear ya! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angela 1 Posted July 19, 2007 (edited) I post in the wrong place I am tired and sick, for like the fourth time in months. Edited July 19, 2007 by Unadopted Angelic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bearded ape 0 Posted July 19, 2007 yes, if i as a man just listened to women more, then i could augment my own insanity that is based on a facade of logic with a different form of insanity based on a facade of emotion. then all our problems would be... augmented? i personally believe that men and women are equally stupid in different ways. still, it is entertaining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted July 20, 2007 A Very Short Story. . . . Man driving down the road Woman driving up the same road They pass each other The woman yells out the window, PIG! Man yells out the window, B.I.T.C.H.! Man rounds next curve Crashes into a HUGE PIG in the middle of the road and dies. Thought for the day . . . . If only men would listen. :biggrin: Counter-though... If the woman had enough time to yell "pig!" and the man had enough time to respond, then obviously the woman had enough time to include the words "Look out for the" in her exclamation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gummy 0 Posted July 20, 2007 A Very Short Story. . . . Man driving down the road Woman driving up the same road They pass each other The woman yells out the window, PIG! Man yells out the window, B.I.T.C.H.! Man rounds next curve Crashes into a HUGE PIG in the middle of the road and dies. Thought for the day . . . . If only men would listen. :biggrin: Counter-though... If the woman had enough time to yell "pig!" and the man had enough time to respond, then obviously the woman had enough time to include the words "Look out for the" in her exclamation. You've got a very valid point here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted July 20, 2007 A Very Short Story. . . . Man driving down the road Woman driving up the same road They pass each other The woman yells out the window, PIG! Man yells out the window, B.I.T.C.H.! Man rounds next curve Crashes into a HUGE PIG in the middle of the road and dies. Thought for the day . . . . If only men would listen. Counter-though... If the woman had enough time to yell "pig!" and the man had enough time to respond, then obviously the woman had enough time to include the words "Look out for the" in her exclamation. You've got a very valid point here. Duh. :biggrin: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gummy 0 Posted July 20, 2007 A Very Short Story. . . . Man driving down the road Woman driving up the same road They pass each other The woman yells out the window, PIG! Man yells out the window, B.I.T.C.H.! Man rounds next curve Crashes into a HUGE PIG in the middle of the road and dies. Thought for the day . . . . If only men would listen. Counter-though... If the woman had enough time to yell "pig!" and the man had enough time to respond, then obviously the woman had enough time to include the words "Look out for the" in her exclamation. You've got a very valid point here. Duh. :biggrin: Never mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odie 0 Posted July 20, 2007 She could have said, "look out for the pig", but male driver only heard the word pig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethlehem 7 Posted July 21, 2007 :thumbup: I like to think of women and men as equally smart :thumbup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted July 21, 2007 :thumbup: I like to think of women and men as equally smart :thumbup: I like to think of them as equally stupid. :biggrin: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odie 0 Posted July 21, 2007 :thumbup: I like to think of women and men as equally smart :thumbup: Somewhat a good save. :biggrin: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethlehem 7 Posted July 21, 2007 OK women a little smarter than men :biggrin: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odie 0 Posted July 21, 2007 OK women a little smarter than men :biggrin: even better! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites