Kor37 9 Posted June 7, 2007 Pizza Manager Attacked With MacheteAP SAN JOSE, Calif. (June 7) - A man with a machete attacked a pizza parlor manager because he was angry about how long his pizza took to arrive, police said. The manager of Pizza My Dear suffered cuts while shielding his head from the weapon and needed stitches, San Jose police Sgt. Nick Muyo said Wednesday. A delivery man apparently arrived within the promised 45 minutes, but "the suspect meets him and is cussing a blue streak, yelling at the guy, saying he doesn't want the pizza because he was late," Muyo said. The angry customer went to the pizza parlor, "swearing again ... saying, 'Do you want a piece of me?' - all over a pizza" before going to his car and returning with a 2-foot machete, Muyo said. The assailant fled after the attack, and police continued to search for him this week following the Friday assault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted June 7, 2007 hope that wasnt a phaserman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted June 7, 2007 hope that wasnt a phaserman Nah....a Phaserman would have just shot him....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gummy 0 Posted June 7, 2007 "I SAID DOUBLE CHEESE AND PEPPERONI, DAMMIT!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted June 7, 2007 It wasn't me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gummy 0 Posted June 7, 2007 It wasn't me. I didn't think the machete thing was your style. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted June 8, 2007 Being attacked with a machette is one of the unkindest cuts of all. Maybe the customer always brings a machette, in case the pizza hasn't been properly sliced ... or maybe not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrPsychic 1 Posted June 8, 2007 Just imagine a machete vs pizza wheel slicer... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charface 0 Posted June 8, 2007 Just imagine a machete vs pizza wheel slicer... I'd defend myself with a rocking pizza cutter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrPsychic 1 Posted June 8, 2007 That's one wicked blade char... And thus the bat'leth was born... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charface 0 Posted June 8, 2007 That's one wicked blade char... And thus the bat'leth was born... It's standard in most pizzeria's. Only place I've seen that doesn't use them is Papa John's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites