Man Tells Police Unicorn Caused Crash

[Kor37 9]

Man Tells Police Unicorn Caused Crash

AP

BILLINGS, Mont. (March 14) - A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post - it was that unicorn behind the wheel. Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip C. Holliday Jr. initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving, she said.

 

Holliday, 42, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to felony charges of criminal endangerment and drunken driving.

 

A pickup truck drove through a red light and nearly struck another truck in the intersection, according to court documents. The driver then made an erratic U-turn through a gas station, crossed the street and crashed into a light pole. Nobody was injured.

 

Holliday has five drunken-driving convictions. District Judge Gregory Todd kept his bail at $100,000 despite his lawyer arguing that Holliday's last such conviction was 14 years ago.

 

 

 

Well........there really isn't any evidence that a unicorn DIDN'T cause the crash is there?.......

[Wishfire 2]

Well........there really isn't any evidence that a unicorn DIDN'T cause the crash is there?.......

 

Lack of equine hair and hoof-prints. :)

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

I wonder what UnicornHunter is going to say about this!

[Theunicornhunter 2]

Unicorns are much better drivers so this guy is obviously trying to blame an innocent third party.

[Gummy 0]

Everybody knows that you never, EVER, let a Unicorn drive.

They spend too much time in the Car Pool Lane.

[trekz 7]

Word on the street is that unicorns are very annoying drivers. They are always leaning on their horn.....

[Theunicornhunter 2]

Word on the street is that unicorns are very annoying drivers. They are always leaning on their horn.....

[Odo 0]

Thats because with there horn unless you have a sun

roof they have to scrunch down real low.

[Gummy 0]

Thats because with there horn unless you have a sun

roof they have to scrunch down real low.

Or a convertible. :)