Alleged Drunk Man Drives Onto Iced River

[MrPsychic 1]

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa (AP) - A Clinton man was charged with drunken driving after officials say he drove his vehicle onto the ice-covered Mississippi River near Sabula.

 

Steven A. Parker, 51, is accused of driving his sports utility vehicle off a boat ramp to do "doughnuts" on Sunday when the ice broke and his vehicle sank in 4 feet of water, about 30 feet from shore, said officials with the Iowa Department of Natural Resources.

 

Parker and his son, Steven A. Parker, Jr., 28, of Waynesville, N.C., made it safely back to land.

 

Parker is charged with third-offense drunken driving and driving with a revoked license.

[Kor37 9]

Even if the ice didn't break, this clown would have been stuck because he wouldn't have gotten any traction on the ice..... :blink: