Goose 0 Posted August 9, 2003 Stardate:213605.10 A Star Trek Fan Sung to the tune of "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top (Might offend some Trekkers) Starfleet uniform A signed photograph of Michael Dorn Tricorder at my side Wore black when Roddenberry die-yie-yied! They run away just as fast as they can Cause ev'ry girl's frightened of a Star Trek Fan Bowl cut, pointed ears Been speakin Klingon for eleven years Com link, Federation pin I'm steppin out to a convention again I surf the Internet as much as I can 'Cause that's the place you'll find a lot of Star Trek Fans The episodes I memorized I call my car the Starship Enterprise My dates don't seem to work Maybe I act too much...like Captain Kiiiirk I guess that I should get a different plan I [don't] have a life cause I'm a Star Trek Fan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessa_Soong 0 Posted August 10, 2003 <_< I just saw ZZ Top in concert not to long ago, so that was very funny for me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites