Stressed?

[Yillara Skye 1]

YOU KNOW YOU‘RE TOO STRESSED IF...

YOU KNOW YOU‘RE TOO STRESSED IF...

You can achieve a "Runners High" by sitting up.

 

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

 

The Sun is too loud.

 

Trees begin chasing you.

 

You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.

 

You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.

 

You can hear mimes.

 

You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

 

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

 

You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

 

The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.

 

You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can understand.

 

You keep yelling, "STOP TOUCHING ME!" even though you are the only one in the room.

 

Your heart beats in 7/8 time.

 

You and Reality file for divorce.

 

You can skip without a rope.

 

It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

 

Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

 

You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

 

You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.

 

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

 

Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.

 

You listen to your relaxation tapes on high speed.

 

You call your voicemail from your car using your cell-phone while driving to work to remind yourself of tasks to do during the day.

 

Your e-mail notification tune is Taps.

 

You tap your foot impatiently at the amount of time your microwave popcorn takes.

 

You call the Time & Weather because that lady "really understands you".

 

You take the *Don‘t Walk* sign personally.

 

You get lost on your way home.... from the driveway.

 

You have the reflexes of a cat...that has just been neutered.

 

Your pager is set to stun.

 

Your In-Box now has its own office.

 

You think your Rice Krispies are yelling at you.

[Theunicornhunter 2]

You call your voicemail from your car using your cell-phone while driving to work to remind yourself of tasks to do during the day.

Okay, tell me I'm not the only one that has left myself a voice message; or has sent an email to home or office to remind myself of something.

 

That was good. Runners' high from sitting up.

 

Okay, tell me I'm not the only one that has left myself a voice message; or has sent an email to home or office to remind myself of something.

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Stardate:213586.7

 

 

 

You take the *Don‘t Walk* sign personally.

 

Yeh so what

[Yillara Skye 1]

1)You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

 

2)You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

 

3)It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

 

4)You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

 

5)Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.

 

6)You listen to your relaxation tapes on high speed.

 

7)You call your voicemail from your car using your cell-phone while driving to work to remind yourself of tasks to do during the day.

 

8)You tap your foot impatiently at the amount of time your microwave popcorn takes.

 

9)You get lost on your way home.... from the driveway.

1, 2)I am so busted on these... :lol: B) :lol:

3)My boss does that, and encourages my coworkers to do so. He tells them that I don't understand human language, they need to speak in binary for it to register in my head.... LOL! oh, well...guess I deserve that one of my nicknames has been Android.

4)What? And no one else does??? :) :huh:

5)I have a T-Shirt that says "I do whatever the voices inmy head tell me to do", so I guess on a bad day 5 would apply

6)listening to tapes at high speeds is fun and funny

7)yes, I do this...or else I would forget...but dont do it much though

8)not popcorn....after 3 hours of teaching toddlers and preschoolers...its lunch I am impatient for

9)Hey that only happens on a really bad day... :) :huh: :lol:

[dsbs 0]

I'm not stressed!!

 

I liked this one, though. I don't do it, but it's a good idea...:

You call your voicemail from your car using your cell-phone while driving to work to remind yourself of tasks to do during the day.

 

Not stressed at all :insert tearing hair out icon here:

[emojams 0]

some of these could be related to a major hang-over too? :blink:

[Yillara Skye 1]

You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

LOL, two years later and I still can agree with this one!!!

 

You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.

Nah.. not biting them, ewww getting people's noses in your mouth?! During flu season, ugh not on your life. However, there are occasions that I would just like to smack the heck out of them (I believe RC refers to it as thwacking people ).