Kor37 9 Posted December 27, 2005 DID YOU EVER WONDER ... > > >>1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll > >>squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" > >> > >>2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna > >>eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." > >> > >>3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? > >> > >>4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? > >> > >>5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? > >> > >>6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't > >>point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? > >> > >>7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are > >>going to look up there anyway? > >> > >>8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're > >>both dogs! > >> > >>9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why > >>didn't he just buy dinner? > >> > >>10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? > >> > >>11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from > >>vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? > >> > >>12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? > >> > >>13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the > >>same tune? > >> > >>14. Stop singing and read on.......... > >> > >>15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? > >> > >>16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad > >>at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the > >>window? > >> > >>17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive > >>faster? > >> > >>18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites