Have You Ever Wondered.............?

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DID YOU EVER WONDER ...

>

> >>1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think

I'll

> >>squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

> >>

> >>2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm

gonna

> >>eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

> >>

> >>3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

> >>

> >>4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song

about him?

> >>

> >>5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

> >>

> >>6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,

but don't

> >>point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

> >>

> >>7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if

they are

> >>going to look up there anyway?

> >>

> >>8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They're

> >>both dogs!

> >>

> >>9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,

why

> >>didn't he just buy dinner?

> >>

> >>10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

> >>

> >>11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from

> >>vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

> >>

> >>12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from

morons?

> >>

> >>13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have

the

> >>same tune?

> >>

> >>14. Stop singing and read on..........

> >>

> >>15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

> >>

> >>16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he

gets mad

> >>at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head

out the

> >>window?

> >>

> >>17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive

> >>faster?

> >>

> >>18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?