Goose 0 Posted July 15, 2003 Stardate:213537.1 Data's Top Ten (Pre-Generations) Attempts at Humor 10.. "Say...is that your computer's interface terminal, or did its bilinear isolinear matrix subprocessor default to its primary setting? 9. "Take my wires...please?" 8. "Inquiry: Why did the bipedal fowl laterally transverse the paved transportation surface?...Answer: In order to relocate at the new coordinates!" 7. "A man and an android walk into a bar. The man says to the android: 'I am thirsty.' The android goes berzerk and kills him." 6. "I have a positronic funny bone." 5. "My wife is so ugly that she is visually unappealing." 4. "342.47 megahertz? Bn46.2945 - 34z!! Ha ha ha!" 3. Putting "I brake for the Borg" stickers all over the ship. 2. "Whoo...it is so hot today that I may have to activate my internal thermostat!" 1. Walking around with that goofy smile from "Data's Day." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JTKirk1 0 Posted July 15, 2003 LOL! Now that's some funny stuff! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Data 0 Posted July 15, 2003 HA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessa_Soong 0 Posted July 15, 2003 OMG, that smile while he is dancing with that blond is SCARY!!! but i liked all of the jokes, very funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yillara Skye 1 Posted July 15, 2003 OMG, that smile while he is dancing with that blond is SCARY!!! but i liked all of the jokes, very funny! Definately scary, but still amusing, nonetheless... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted July 19, 2003 :lol: Laugh Out Loud!! (So funny that I spelled it out! :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
