A l t e r E g o 9 Posted July 13, 2003 25) When Picard marries a couple, he doesn't lose the groom in battle. 24) Picard can speak in more languages than Kirk has ever heard. 23) Kirk was the first captain to see a Romulan, but Picard went to Romulus & kicked their butts. 22) Kirk never met an alien (female) he didn't like... 21) Kirk bested an old, tired has-been called Apollo, while Picard has bested an omnipotent being several times. 20) Picard can be vulnerable with women. 19) Picard has better taste in recreation (who needs a local bar when you've got a holodeck). 18) Picard looks better as a detective than Kirk does as a gangster. 17) Picard got to crown the leader of the Klingon high council. 16) Picard saved the Federation from the space bugs. 15) Picard became a Borg. 14) Picard can quote Shakespeare & doesn't need spectacles to read it. 13) Picard can fence. 12) Picard makes a better Romulan than Kirk does. 11) Picard is a wine connaisseur. 10) Picard punches Ferengi as well as Kirk ever punched the wimpy Klingons of the first series. 9) Picard never let a bald midget in a dwarf ship with a scary dummy fake him out for an entire episode. 8) Picard didn't let some female with a loose screw take over his body & his ship while sticking him in her body. 7) Picard hasn't EVER had to spend an entire episode ridding his ship of furry hairballs which reproduce. 6) Picard doesn't lose as many red shirts. 5) Picard has killed Klingons in hand to hand combat on several different occasions. 4) Picard has broken the Prime Directive at least a dozen times. 3) Picard can swear in Klingon. 2) Kirk never climbed a turbo shaft with a foxy lady & got it on in the bowels of the ship. 1) Kirk never mind melded with a Vulcan to help the VULCAN with his self control. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Picard 12 Posted July 13, 2003 This is ALL definitely true :( (just kidding) Mrs. Captain Picard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goose 0 Posted July 22, 2003 Stardate:213553.9 LOL that was pretty good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted July 24, 2003 :( :( lol! These are great!! :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites