Goose 0 Posted July 13, 2003 Stardate:213532.9 Top 10 ways commanders Handle Pressure Situations. The situation : The Enterprise is under attack and various commanders have only enough time for one last order. How is this tense situation handled by different characters ? Scotty : "Why, ya lilly livered poor excuse for a silly puddy potato head, I oughta blastya t Ceti Alpha Six !" McCoy : " I'm a Doctor, not a solider !" Geordi : " Reroute the phase inducers and heterodyne the frequency of the warp coil!" Worf : "You dishonnored your self now you will die!!! Spock : (Raises eyebrow) Data : " Romulan commander ! your actions are most unnecessary and are not in keeping with the established treaties. May I advice you of the current political situation which threatens the very continuity of the principles involved. A corollary I might point out would be that of ....." Riker : " Shields UP ! Red ALERT ! Captain to the BRIDGE !" Picard : " Open hailing frequencies so that I can cower and plead !" Troi : " I feel, I feel, uhhhhh ! " Kirk : " FIRE !" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Picard 12 Posted July 13, 2003 This is so great :( Mrs. Captain Picard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites