Goose 0 Posted July 13, 2003 Stardate:213532.8 Top Ten Reasons why the Federation doesn't use cloaking devices: 1.Test vessels keep disappearing and are never seen again. 2.Head of Starfleet has Bugblatter Beast Syndrome and thinks that if the enemy can't see us, we can't see them. 3.Insurance company won't cover accidents involving two cloaked ships colliding into each other. 4.Afraid it would make it too easy for Kirk to steal another ship out of the docking bay. 5.It wouldn't help anyway, Q would still find them. 6.Don't want anyone to find out what _*really*_ happened to Pulaski. 7.External shots of the ship would be extremely dull. 8.Don't want to admit that for once, Klingons had a really good idea. 9.Mike Okuda and Rick Sternbach can't find the model they made of the cloaked Enterprise. 10. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yillara Skye 1 Posted July 13, 2003 6.Don't want anyone to find out what _*really*_ happened to Pulaski. LOL! ESPECIALLY this one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted July 24, 2003 2.Head of Starfleet has Bugblatter Beast Syndrome and thinks that if the enemy can't see us, we can't see them. 7.External shots of the ship would be extremely dull. 8.Don't want to admit that for once, Klingons had a really good idea. I can't breathe!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riaan 0 Posted July 29, 2003 These are my favorites: 1.Test vessels keep disappearing and are never seen again 3.Insurance company won't cover accidents involving two cloaked ships colliding into each other. 5.It wouldn't help anyway, Q would still find them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edmcgon 0 Posted October 7, 2003 Don't forget #10: Federation too cheap to pay Romulans for invisible paint! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
