Match Making, Fast Food Style

[Itchygomba69 0]

I have been thinking, but Shouldnt the Burger King ask the Dairy Queen out on a date? B)

[Kor37 9]

I have been thinking, but Shouldnt the Burger King ask the Dairy Queen out on a date?   

 

 

I believe the Dairy Queen is currently dating the Hamburgler who is notorious for getting jealous.

Edited October 14, 2005 by Kor37

[Itchygomba69 0]

I thought He had an affair with Wendy

[Kor37 9]

I thought He had an affair with Wendy

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The affair was short-lived when Wendy found out that he was having an alternate lifestyle relationship with Colonel Sanders on the side............ B)

[Itchygomba69 0]

I thought Sanders was hooked up with Arby

 

and is Long John Silvers out of jail for the bootleg movies yet?

[Kor37 9]

I thought Sanders was hooked up with Arby

 

and is Long John Silvers out of jail for the bootleg movies yet?

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Arby left Sanders when the allegation that Sanders had molested Chuckie Cheese turned out to be true.............

[Itchygomba69 0]

Oh My God, did that happen at the Pizza Hut?

[Kor37 9]

It happened in one of those secret rooms that are in the back of Hardees.

Edited October 14, 2005 by Kor37

[Itchygomba69 0]

Poor Jack-in-a-box he has to witness all of this

[Kor37 9]

While this was happening, the Dairy Queen ran off with Roy Rogers.....

[Yillara Skye 1]

I thought Sanders was hooked up with Arby

 

and is Long John Silvers out of jail for the bootleg movies yet?

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hmmm, maybe he is not. Because he sure the heck ain't sellin' seafood in my home town anymore (the store closed about 5 months ago or so)

[Kor37 9]

hmmm, maybe he is not. Because he sure the heck ain't sellin' seafood in my home town anymore (the store closed about 5 months ago or so)

 

Long John Silver got married to the Belle of Taco and they sell their wares out of the same house now........ :lol:

 

(This is actually true. The company that owns both chains have started Long John Silvers/Taco Bell. They sell products from both stores out of the same restaurant. We have several of them here)

[Itchygomba69 0]

well then Their Dad is The Colonal cause I have seen Kentuckohuts around too

 

(Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, KFC)

[trekz 7]

While this was happening, the Dairy Queen ran off with Roy Rogers.....

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Is it true that they left the country together and are living in the Outback?

[Kor37 9]

Is it true that they left the country together and are living in the Outback?

 

Yes. They excaped to the Outback and were married there by Mayor McCheese.....

 

After a few years she got pregnant and gave birth to a Big Boy!....... :lol:

[Yillara Skye 1]

hmmm, maybe he is not. Because he sure the heck ain't sellin' seafood in my home town anymore (the store closed about 5 months ago or so)

 

Long John Silver got married to the Belle of Taco and they sell their wares out of the same house now........ :lol:

 

(This is actually true. The company that owns both chains have started Long John Silvers/Taco Bell. They sell products from both stores out of the same restaurant. We have several of them here)

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Yeah, that is the case for a few chains here too.. I guess in our case, there was just not that much business for Ol' Long John Silver.

 

After a few years she got pregnant and gave birth to a Big Boy!.......

Adn he went to school with Sonic (not the Hedgehog...well maybe him too) and Checkers

[Stephen of Borg 2]

the last time I heard, Long John Silvers stole a ship to get away from Captain D's who won't rest until he sees him hung in the gallows

[Kor37 9]

the last time I heard, Long John Silvers stole a ship to get away from Captain D's who won't rest until he sees him hung in the gallows

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Long John was then helped by Arthur Treacher who helped his fellow fish 'n chipper get away. He was then reunited with the Belle of Taco and they were given sanctuary at the International House Of Pancakes......... :)

[KIMIMELA 1]

International House Of Pancakes refused when he found out he was having an affair with Ronald McDonald! :)

[Itchygomba69 0]

I Heard Long John Silver meet up with Captain Morgan and Jim Bean at the Waffle House, and what happen then was not a pretty site

[KIMIMELA 1]

Captain Morgan was dancing in a Tuttu with him! Lovers first sight?

[Itchygomba69 0]

Where does Jack in a box and Little Ceasar come into play, I heard a death threat was made by those 2 to the Burger king

[Kor37 9]

Where does Jack in a box and Little Ceasar come into play, I heard a death threat was made by those 2 to the Burger king

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I heard those two were enroute to kill the Burger King but they got lost when they missed their Subway connection..........

[Yillara Skye 1]

Yes but the Subway was being run by the Burker King's cronies Cici Pizza and Quiznos....so that was why those two were stopped.

 

 

So they dropped by Firehouse Sub to get the low down on BK's new hideout

[Itchygomba69 0]

Well the News is out the Burger King and Dairy Queen are to be Married at White Castle

[Kor37 9]

I understand that Popeye and Denny will be ushers.........

[Itchygomba69 0]

But who will be the Best Man?

[Yillara Skye 1]

If they cannot get Dominoes on short notice, they were going to settle for Whataburger.

[Itchygomba69 0]

I heard the Wedding Party arrived in the Oscar Myer Weinermobile

[Kor37 9]

They are going to honeymoon at the Ronald McDonald House.........