Are you a professional

[Theunicornhunter 2]

Are You a Professional?

This quiz consists of four questions that tell whether or not you are qualified to be a professional. The answers are below and there is no reason to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think like a professional.

 

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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The correct answer is:

 

 

 

Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in and close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated manner.

 

 

 

 

 

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Incorrect answer:

 

 

 

Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and shut the refrigerator.

 

 

 

Correct answer:

 

 

 

Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight.

 

 

 

 

 

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct answer:

 

 

 

The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. This question tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking.

 

 

 

 

 

OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.

 

 

 

 

 

4. There is a river filled with crocodiles. How do you cross it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct answer:

 

 

 

Simply swim across. There cannot be any crocodiles in the river as they are all attending the animal conference. The question tests your reasoning ability.

 

 

 

 

 

So... if you answered four out of four correctly, you are a true professional. Wealth and success await you.

 

 

 

If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do, but there is hope for you.

 

 

 

If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper.

 

 

 

If you answered one out of four, try selling some of your organs. It is the only way you will ever make any money.

 

 

 

If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require any higher mental function at all, such as law, politics, computer support, or counting votes in Florida.

[A l t e r E g o 9]

I'm a vote counter :)

[Goose 0]

Stardate:213521.7

 

 

ha ha ha ha very funny those were pretty good :)

 

I too am a vote counter :) What did you get TUH???

[Abakai2003 0]

I got 1 :) :)

i got number 3

[TrekkieMage 0]

I get to flip hamburgers...But I'd seen that before :) :)

[Ezri Dax 0]

hehehe.. Good one

 

Now, I must be scared...

I study to be a professionnal

[Theunicornhunter 2]

Stardate:213521.7

 

 

ha ha ha ha very funny those were pretty good

 

I too am a vote counter :lol:  What did you get TUH???

I had actually heard about it before - so it wasn't really a fair test. Interestingly, the person who told me about it said children usually do much better than adults.

[trekkergirl220 0]

Stardate:213521.7

 

 

ha ha ha ha very funny those were pretty good

 

I too am a vote counter   What did you get TUH???

I had actually heard about it before - so it wasn't really a fair test. Interestingly, the person who told me about it said children usually do much better than adults.

I had seen this test before also, and I got 4 wrong when I took it before. On the test I took, it said 4 year olds get every question right, so this proves that 4 year old are smarter than proffsionals. scary huh? :lol:

[TrekkieMage 0]

Stardate:213521.7

 

 

ha ha ha ha very funny those were pretty good

 

I too am a vote counter :lol:  What did you get TUH???

I had actually heard about it before - so it wasn't really a fair test. Interestingly, the person who told me about it said children usually do much better than adults.

I had seen this test before also, and I got 4 wrong when I took it before. On the test I took, it said 4 year olds get every question right, so this proves that 4 year old are smarter than proffsionals. scary huh?

4 year olds tend to think in simpler terms than adults do, so when you're asking amazingly simple questions (like the ones above) they tend to figure it out faster. :lol:

[Yillara Skye 1]

hmmm got most of them right, when I was not laughing about the questions(because I know these questions would be debated upon heatedly by my students...ages 4 to 12 years old, at least)... :lol: