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Top 10 least known Rules of Aquistion

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Well the last time i posted this Bysty screwed it up B) so for those of you that havent seen it all here it is again

 

10.If a sign says "buy one get one free"only get the free one

9.Always give the pizza guy bad directions to ur house so you can get it for free if he is late

8.Unless something is damaged it is in "mint" condition

7.If its damaged it's near mint

6.If there is a limit per customer bring a friend and come back every 10 minutes to buy more

5.It is cheaper to bribe a stock boy than the manager

4.Consquences schmonsequences as long as I'm rich

3.No matter what you steal from the Federation the Romulans will always pay top dollar for it

2.Only sell to civilizations dumber than you are

1.All those rules apply to other people---not you

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whoops. my bad. haha. :lol:

sorry everyone! lol.

 

anyways, i like #9. i should try that some time. :devil:

 

EDIT: (and i figured i would try this again despite your 'stay away' message, Geranimo. lol B) )

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hehehe...

 

You know what? I'm relieved to see I'm not following those rules..

 

I don't know why :-)

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