Addicted To Star Trek

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~You set your garage door opener to stun.

 

~You often crash into doors.

 

• You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll have a tribble.

BAHAHAH!!!!

 

just the other day my girlfriend, my friend, and i were out for a walk and my friend had a little compass he got from a rice crispies box. when you press the compass an orange light lights up in the front of it. well, we kind of had a phaser deul with it. haha. (somehow it ended up in a lightsabre fight. hehe). im not dork. lol. :lol: . meh. my girlfriend knows im a geek at heart. shes okay with it. B)

[Lollypop 0]

These are some of my favourites so far B)

 

 

7. Scanning shelves at local liquor store for synthehol

 

11. Forgetting that present-day elevators don't have voice interface

 

15. Lecturing any science professor on how transporters work

 

9. Keeps trying to "mind-meld" with your parakeet.

 

8. Refuses to lend you his hedge trimmer on grounds that it would violate the Prime Directive.

 

7. Keeps trying to "beam" stray cats from his microwave to yours.

 

4. Keeps coming over to borrow a cup of dilithium crystals.

 

3. Runs out of house with hamsters taped to himself screaming, "TRIBBLES! TRIBBLES EVERYWHERE!"

 

1. Talks!... like!... William!... Shatner!

 

~You walk into a local bar expecting to see Whoppi Goldberg.

 

~Your going over the alphabet with a kid, and when you reach "Q" you clench your fists.

 

~You see your doctor leave the office, you shudder thinking that he might disappear

 

~You get rid of your TV and build a big room with yellow gridlines.

 

~You're engine breaks down, and you try to eject it before it explodes

 

~Nearing a tunnel, you prepare to enter a wormhole.

 

~You ask a security officer to melt into a puddle.

 

~You see a cube and prepare to be assimilated.

 

• You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the coordinates you calculated for the planet Vulcan.

 

• You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll have a tribble.

 

• You tried to join the Navy just so you could serve aboard the Enterprise.

 

• Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon and torture you for information.

 

• You went to San Francisco to see if you might bump into Kirk and crew while they were in the 20th Century looking for a whale.

 

• You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say "Star Trek? Isn't that the one with Luke Skywalker?"

 

2.You start practicing raising ur eyebrow in front of the mirror

 

4.You flip open ur cell phone and expect to hear it chirp

 

12.You drive by a used car lot and start looking for ferengi

[starsinmyeyes 0]

Lollypop:

~You set your garage door opener to stun. :lol:

 

You've just reminded me about the time when I first bought my new vaccuum cleaner home, a LG Shark. When I saw the handle I couldn't help myself. It was so much like a phaser that I sat there and 'phasered' everything in sight including the cat for about 15 mins.

 

How embarrassing! The things you do when you're addicted to Star Trek and no-one is watching!

 

 

When you're single with no kids and consider buying a people mover because its model name is Voyager! B)

[Yillara Skye 1]

~You're engine breaks down, and you try to eject it before it explodes

 

12.You drive by a used car lot and start looking for ferengi

The first one is my car...well, my moms car too... B) !

 

And I swear I have seen a used car salesman who looks like a Ferengi. OK, OK so his ears were not THAT big, but he looked a lot like Quark!

[Riaan 0]

Here are a few more:

 

I know everyone in a moment of exaperation has thought (or said) "Beam me up,Scotty!"

 

On numerous occasions I've murmured, "Where's a phaser when you need one!"

 

You've nicknamed your car the Enterprise.

 

You fire the TV remote at the screen.

 

You wear you cell phone on the back of your waistband like Jame T. Kirk.

 

You refer to the car AC as life support.

 

You enlist in the Navy just so you can serve on the U.S.S. Enterprise.

[Mike 5]

saying "He's dead Jim" when something doesn't work correctly..I get a lot of funny looks at work..! :)